Frankie<3 is struggling to remove the word chocolate from her voCadbury
I don't get distracted I jus- SQUIRREL!!
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. "Alright, get in the basket."
I was walking along minding my own business when I accidentally ran into a dwarf. she says to me "I am NOT happy!!" so I say.."well...which one are you then??
If someone throws Skittles at you and shouts "TASTE THE RAINBOW!", throw a Happy Meal at them and shout "I'M LOVIN' IT!"
Insanity doesn't run in my family...it wanders slowly greeting each person with a smile and a cookie.
Your listening to "not afraid" by eminem and all the sudden you see a spider, scream and run away.
Next time someone says money doesent grow on trees, say this: Money is made of paper, paper is made of wood, and wood is made from trees. Therefore, money does grow on trees.
Here's something to do if you're bored... by the same telly as your next door neighbour and stand outside their house changing the channels
Why do we feel safe under a blanket? It's not like a murderer will com in thinkin "I'm gonna ki.. AHH damnn! shes under a blanket!"
One day.. I will make the onions cry...
What I don't get is how people always get attacked by sharks. I mean I would start swimming towards land during the first "Dun, Dun"
You say kidnapped, I say surprise adoption.
(( What do you think? ))
