Dear Leaf, my name is Ezekiel Gethen. Since I was five, I've been learning skills to hunt and trap aliens. I'll be real with you. When my dad took me out "alien hunting" for the first time, I didn't believe him at all. I mean, heh, I was five for god's sake! But, I suppose the nostalgia from when he was around kept me going at it.
I've enrolled in the school, and my first day has just ended. I've quickly learned each person's names and abilities. I must say, it was quite hard for me to figure out which were earthlings and which were extraterrestrial. I snuck into the principal's office and stole the student files, I won't say where they are for fear of some alien scum finding out.
So far, I've been rather... successful in my little hunt. I've got five traps set up around the school. If it's an alien I manage to catch, I will happily chop some part of your body off and add it to my trophy bag. If you're not, sucks to suck I guess.
With sincere love,
The Alien Menace, Ezekiel Gethen
I'm a
Monkey!
Monkeys are witty, curious, flexible, sociable, smart, problem-solver, artistic, polite, competitive
Sometimes they can be vain, clumsy, trickster, snobbish.
