Juvia Lockser wrote:same^^^ halloween HAD TO START THE WEEK I HAVE 2 SCIENCE PROJECTS DUE AND I HAVE TO WORK ON A CIVICS PROJECT PLUS ADDITIONAL HOMEWORK. Seriously?
Hi, my name is Allison.
I'm not so old that my hair turned pure white, thank you very much. I dyed it when I was alive, so I guess it's going to retain that color for a while. My mistress was so upset that I used her hair dye, haha. She was planning on dying it as an act of rebellion against her parents but I unfortunately used it and then spilled the rest. I wanted a new look and I'm a little clumsy! #Quirky
If you've noticed the 'when I was alive' part, you may have guessed that I am indeed dead. Well, sort of. I'm a zombie, I'm assuming. I don't have any urge to eat brains (But they are delicious. (Animal brains! Animal brains are good.(LIKE RABBIT BRAINS NOT LIKE DOG BRAINS (I should just stop now)))) but I vividly remember dying. I can't be a ghost because I can still carry objects and punch um, touch people. So, there's that, I guess?
I'm sixteen. Not a year has passed since my death, so I'm still the same age. I attend a school (Since I am still technically school-age. Blech) for others undead or inhuman. It's a strange place, but you get used to it.
My entire family died in the accident and I guess we all turned into zombies. We were all servants for a rich family and Lucilla and I were quite close to our mistress.
My sister Lucilla and my brother Brendon attend the same academy as I do. I only have Lucilla's picture at the moment, so you will have to bear with me.
She was trying on our mistress's dress for fun and then the incident happened. We don't have enough money to buy other clothes at the moment so, Lucilla was lucky enough to keep the beautiful dress. And I was lucky enough to be dressed in my normal uniform. Equality, right?
She's dating a very popular boy at our school, Logynn the Third. He's a reaper, well, a reaper-in-training.
He's really nice and everything, so yeah. Oh, and he has a car so he can drive me places. He drove me and Lucilla to school today.
Logynn: Hi Allison. Hey Lucilla.
Lucilla: Hello Logynn.
Me: Question, Logynn, do you ever put away that scythe?
Logynn: No... I sort of need it all the time. Something like we have a reputation to uphold. I mean, if reapers were nice-looking, who would be afraid of death? There was already an increase of deaths this year and it'll just keep getting higher if reapers were found out to be kind.
Me: Well. If you say so.
Lucilla: I think you're kind.
Logynn: **chuckles** Thanks Lucilla.
I went to school and met up with Megana, one of my closest friends.
She's a witch, and before you ask, yes, she dresses like this every day.
Me: Hello Megana!
Megana: Hi Allison! I still don't understand why we have to go to school. I mean, yay witchery and everything, but come on. Science? Seriously?!
Me: I think it helps those of us who can't use magic.
Megana: Well, survival of the fittest!
Me: I'll just eat your brain.
Megana: First of all, no. Ew. And second of all, I have magic to use against you!
Me: Very, very useless magic that you use for the stupidest of thing-
Megana: Ooh! Raymond is in our vicinity!
Me: Exactly what I mean.
Raymond turned the corner and smiled at us.
I don't know what Megana sees in the guy. He's just scary. A demon! Okay, I'm a zombie and that's pretty creepy, but a demon! It's like a zombie with horrible evil powers!
Megana: Hello Raymond!
Raymond: Um... Morgana?
Megana: So close! It's Megana.
Raymond: Right. So, who's your friend?
Megana: This is Allison.
Me: I-, uh, um, hi.
My voice came out all squeaky and high-pitched.
Raymond: **chuckles** Scared of me or something?
Yes, and I have good reason to be! YOU'RE A FREAKIN DEMON
But I didn't say that because I can never think of things to say on the spot.
Me: Uh, uh, no?
Megana: ʕʘ‿ʘʔ **elbows me**
Me: OW!
Raymond: **smiles** Well, I'll see you two around.
AND HE FREAKIN FLEW OFF. LIKE FLY WITH HIS WINGS AND GAHHHHHH
Megana: Geez, I didn't know you get so tongue-tied in front of boys.
Me: ONLY DEMONS
Megana: OMG, like, let it go. You're a freakin zombie, I'm a witch. And isn't your sister dating a reaper? There's worse things to be than a demon.
Me: Yeah, but IDK DON'T YOU HAVE A PHOBIA OF SOME PEOPLE
Megana: That is prejudice. I used to have a phobia of zombies but I met you and you're chill, so now I don't.
Me: Hmph. Fine, whatever.
Megana: We're going to be late for lunch.
We ran off to the lunch room, well, I ran, she just teleported. Grr.
Once we got out lunch, we sat with Timothy.
Don't tell anyone this, but I have a huge crush on Timothy. He's a vampire and INCREDIBLY CUTE
Timothy: Hi Allison. Hey Megana.
Megana: Hi Timothy. Did you know that Allison hates demons?
Me: I don't hate demons. I'm just a little afraid of them.
Timothy: I was scared of zombies before I met you.
Megana: That's what I said!
Me: I would be scared of vampires if there wasn't so many teen-fiction stories demonstrating how loving and adorable they are.
Timothy: What?
Me: NOTHING. I MEAN, IT'S NOT LIKE I READ VAMPIRE TEEN-FICTION IN MY SPARE TIME OR ANYTHING
Okay, um, I'm a horrible liar. Might be a zombie thing.
Megana: o.O Okay?
Timothy: Well then. Megana, did you do the Physics homework?
Megana: UGH, I hate Physics.
Timothy: I guess that's a no. How about you, Allison?
Me: Yeah. Did you?
Timothy: Nope. Can I copy off of you?
Me: I um, sure.
He scooted next to me and started to copy as I took it out. Megana was winking at me and gesturing for me to do something.
I pretended that I didn't see the huge gestures that she was making to hug him or something. To distract myself, I started humming a song I heard on the radio this morning.
When Timothy was done, he scooted back to his lunch, leaving Megana facepalming herself.
Timothy: Is something wrong?
Megana: Nope. It's just... I thought I heard a chicken humming.
Timothy: A chicken humming?
Me: Very funny Megana.
Megana: There it is again! **looks around** I am so sure that there's a chicken around here.
Me: Ha. Ha. Shut up Megana.
Megana: Where is that chicken?!
Timothy: ???
And then we did other stuff and then lunch ended. Megana had a classroom near mine so we walked there together.
Megana: So, then, I told her that I couldn't do that because I can't make a love potion, right?
Me: Why can't you? Don't witches make spells and potions all the time?
Megana: But making stuff is so booooooring.
???: Of course you would say that.
Megana and I both looked up to see Courtlyn.
Courtlyn was a witch like Megana, except she dressed better. But don't tell Megana I said that. They both like Raymond so I guess that's why they hate each other. I hate Courtlyn too though. SHE USED HER MAGIC AND TURNED ME INTO A FROG OKAY NOT COOL
Courtlyn: Hello Megana. Allison.
Megana: Courtlyn.
Courtlyn: I would love to stay and chat, but I must get going. Bye. **waves hand. Her hand leaves blue sparklessssss**
She walked off.
Megana: That little... She is SO full of herself. LIKE LOOK AT THE WAY SHE TALKS AND GRR
Me: Yeah. I should get to class now.
Megana: What class do you have?
Me: Anatomy of the human body. Isn't it kind of weird that we're learning about the body of a different species?
Megana: Well, you used to be human. Plus with the whole 'monster vs humans' war thing that's coming up, I guess they thought it would be good to teach us the human's weak spots.
Me: The human body is full of weak spots. They're all squishy and can die from a tiny hole in them.
Megana: ... I just find it so weird when I see you saying that. You look completely human.
Me: So do you. GAH I REALLY HAVE TO GO TO CLASS BYE MEGANA
I ran into the classroom, just making it in before the bell rang.
Teacher dude: Allison, so glad you can join us. As I was saying, when fighting the 'human', you must target the hair of one. Chances are their ego will take over and they will stop fighting to fix their hair.
The teachers here are not very well-educated. He then told us to get into pairs to dissect a tiny rubber toy that was supposed to be a human and then we had to make presentation or something. I was alone, of course. But everyone wanted to pair up with Raymond. NOBODY WANTS TO PAIR UP WITH THE ZOMBIE, BUT OOH THE DEMON, HE LOOKS SAFE.
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Raymond looked like he was getting overwhelmed and called out to me.
Raymond: Hey, Allison? Want to partner up with me?
Me: Um... Sure.
All of his fangirls (Mainly witches with the occasional werewolf and zombie in the crowd.) sighed and paired up with each other.
Raymond sat next to me. The teacher explained some stuff about the assignment (Dissecting rubber. Fun.) and then left us to check up his FaceBook.
Raymond: Thanks for saving me back there. They were all asking about how my wings felt and what color my eyes were and blech.
Me: Can't say that I've had that problem before. **awkward laughter**
Raymond: ... Are you scared of me?
Me: PFFFFT, WHAAAAAT? Nooooooooo... **cough** Um, what are we supposed to be doing?
Raymond: That's interesting. **smiles** So, Allison... What are you, exactly?
Me: What?
Raymond: A vampire, a werewolf, a witch, what?
Me: Oh. I'm a zombie.
Raymond: **GASPPP** A zombie?!?!?!? Terrifying.
Me: What is so scary about a zombie?
Raymond: You've lived as a human before. That's what's scary.
Me: So I've been a human. So what?
Raymond: Isn't it creepy to hang out with someone who used to be a completely different species?
Me: Aren't werewolves scary? They're two different species.
Raymond: Well, you also eat brains.
Me: Your point?
Raymond: So why are demons so scary?!
Me: Why are you getting so worked up about what one girl thinks?
Raymond: ... Because it's interesting, I guess. I mean, I get that humans can think I'm creepy but not a fellow monster.
Me: Well, I used to be a human so it's obvious that I-
Raymond: **grabs my hands** ... Your hands are cold.
Me: Well no duh. I don't exactly have a beating pulse to pump blood to my hands.
Raymond: That's weird.
Me: We all are.
Raymond: Hm.
The bell rang. I will never get used to that horrible sound. Even though I am of school age, I never went to school because I was born into being a maid. I was taught basic skills but I've never learned much of anything else.
Raymond: Here. **hands me paper**
Me: What's this?
Raymond: We still have to finish up the project so you can call me and we can get together and do it or like, watch a movie or something.
Me: **takes paper** Oh thanks, but I can't. I don't have a phone.
I waved goodbye to him and only when I was down the hall and sitting in my seat for math is when I realized that he just asked me out. And I rejected him, quite rudely in fact.
IDK MAN
SCHOOL IS SO CONFUSING
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