by WhiteVial » Tue May 03, 2011 7:44 am
puppy94 I added you please don't eat me!
Dear Puck,
Well this sucks.
I mean, aside from the fact I have missed two days of school, AND my miserable job as a swimming coach for those miserable, miserable puppies (hey, I only did it because it payed 15 big ones an hour).
I lost my beautiful voice today. I can no longer sing my beautiful songs to other beautiful wolves that try to eat me for my beautiful voice...
Goshers that sounded wrong.
Anyway yes Puck it is true. Awesomesauce Lake here has lost her incredible voice that she talks with.
Why am I refering to myself in 3rd person? That is not the way a journal works!
But really.
Whenever I try to talk, all that comes out is this high-pitched squeak, and a few words that nobody can understsand. Clockwork and Polkadot Bear, being "considerate" and "completely for my own good in means of communication," bought be a dry-erase board with a dry-erase marker.
Oh yeah, "mom" and dad, that's totally NOT going to embarass me! No siree! But NOOO, they made me frikin bring it to school, and they actually expected me to USE it. The worse part is they actually SENT me to school today! How stupid is that? I mean, I have a temp of 96.6, one degree lower than my normal temp, but the stupid flippin school was all,
"Oh yeah you can send Lake to school. We want her to be humiliated in the 7 hours of torture she lives through."
GAAAHHHH.
I hate the superintendant.
Or whoever makes me go to school.
But I still have to do puppy lessons this week. That blows...like a frikin bomb....haha laugh laugh laugh...Cami texted me. SHE'S the only one that will, since Sio doesn't want to "stand out" and Artemis is just a non-texter. We chatted about absolutley nothing, which is actually a very fun topic.
Oh and I am no longer a papaya with a secret lab...blah blah blah all that jazz. I actually bought a papaya, and it turns out it's not green and it doesn't look like a overgrown pear like I thought it did. I will write about papaya awesomeness next time.
Byesers, Puck.