I MADE THE WEIRDEST NOISE TODAY
I CHOKED, BURPED, AND SNORTED AT THE SAME TIME
TO MAKE IT SOUND MORE EXPLAINABLE
I WAS EATING BREAD AND THERE WAS A PIECE OF BREAD STUCK IN MY THROAT AND I WAS ABOUT TO
DRINK SOME FANTA TO WASH IT DOWN AND WHILE I DRANK I BURPED MY FANTA UP AND CHOKED ON IT
AND I SNORTED BECAUSE I DID