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HELLOOOOOOO BRAND NEW BLOG CHEESE WEDGE THING!! I'm Rosette and YOU ARE MY SERVANT WHOM I YELL MY TROUBLES AT!! YAYYYYYYYY! Get ON with it, you say? What if I don't want to get ON with it? Wait, you're my blog, you can't answer me. anyways MOVING ON...



That's me! Yes, I'm a lion. Deal with it. *puts on sunglasses* And now I guess you want a recap of my day. *sighs* FINEEEEEEE

So mom was driving me to my new school, and this girl came out of the building.



Well she looked nice. She kept running toward me, so fast she must have thought I was a dog like her.

???: *stops* OMG IT'S A NEWBIE AHHHHHH
Me: Well, hello to you too.
???: AHHHHHHH oh sorry. That guy behind you just looks creepy.
Guy behind us:
Mom: EXCUSE ME YOUNG LADY THAT IS NOT NICE!!!
Whoa. Mom spazz
Nicole: Um sorry ma'am. *heh heh* I'm Nicole.
Mom: Okey dokey! Bye Rosy! Have fun at school!
Me: *facepaw*

So we went inside. The first room we went in was the library, which was where the new kid grouping or whatever was being held. (we have groups at our school. Outcasts, Nerds, Emo, and Popular.) There was this ugly duo, who from what I understand, is more powerful than even the principal!! THEY'RE SO UGLY JUST LOOK AT THEM!!





LOOK. AT. THOSE. FACES. They're very smarty-pants too. I mean the teachers love them so much they get nametags. So MOVING ON...

Jen: What's, like, your name?
Me: I'm Rosette.
Beth: Oh because you're too small to be Rose, you have to be Rosette. I understand. *smirks*
Jen: OMG! Bella, you are SO right! Like, go to, like, OUTCASTS!!
Me: No comment.

Heck. They're friends. (can't say besties, since Beth is almost like a servant.) And yet Jen got her name wrong. Jen = cheezy fail. {Author's Note: Get it? Cheezy? My name??} Well, there was 5 bucks on the ground in front of them, and they were being too weird to notice, so I picked it up and bought a pass to go home. Yes, you can do that. Well, my mom took my coming home ok, so I'm just gonna take a nap now. BAI CHEEEEEESEEE!

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HAI BLOG!!! Since this is a blog that I'm calling a cheese wedge, I can change the title of each entry. YAYYYYY!! A new, crazy day. YAYYYYYYY! So, I got a new friend today. YAYYYYYYYYY! You may notice I'm cheering all the time. YAYYYY! Well, I made it onto the Cheer Team! YAYYYYYYYY!



Nicole: Morning Rose!
Me: THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR CALLING ME THAT
Nicole: Um, you're welcome?

AND THEN GUESS WHO APPEARED. No, not Jen and Beth. Even though that reeally would have shaken up my day. It was, my new math teacher. Yay. Evidently, it's Teacher Dress Up Day.



Teacher: Hello student please come with me.
Me: Am I in trouble?
Teacher: STOP TALKING AND COME WITH ME.
Me: Okkkkkk...
Teacher: COME ONNNNN CHILDDDD
Me: I'm going as fast as I can for crying out loud.

So, we got to the principal's office. An Emo was sitting outside the door. She gaped at me. I bet I looked so perfectly innocent she couldn't guess why I was there. Well the reason I was there was to take a private survey. It actually said that. I got a copy of one. I'm so stealthy >.< (actually, I got to keep mine... ouo)

What is your name? Rosette.
Do you like the lunches here? No.
Are the teachers teaching you? Not really.
Are you being treated like an Outcast? I guess.
Any comments about this school? Yes, I would like it if you started feeding us food.

Then I spotted something else. (the principal was reviewing my survey.) It was a Cheer Application! Yayyyy!

Me: Hey principal guy, if I see another form that's not especially for a different group, can I fill it out?
Principal: Yes yes whatever child.
Me: Ok.

I filled it out. I could only take a photocopy of this one.

What is your name? Rosette.
What group are you in? Outcasts.
Do you want to be on the Cheer Team? Yes.
Can you talk? Yes.

Isn't that weird. I suppose they don't want cheerleaders who can't talk. I can't see why. Jen and Beth do all the talking on the Cheer team. Well then some other dog walked in. I was forced to go sit outside with the Emo.



She looks ok, I guess. I tried talking to her.

???: So what were your answers?
Me: Well, my name is Rosette, I hate the lunches, the teachers don't teach us, I'm being treated like an Outcast, and I want to be fed food.
Larna: my name is Larna, the lunches are ok, I hate Jen and Beth, and I've never committed a murder.
Me: Good!
Larna: Um, have you seen that snot Nicole around?
Me: WHOA WHOA WHOA WHAAAAAAAAAAAT?????

SORRY IF YOU LIKE THIS, BUT MY COMPUTER TIME IS MORE LIMITED NOW, SO THERE WILL BE CLIFFHANGERS NOW.
WHOA WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING POSTING ON MY CHEESE.
burnnnnnnnn I made you. Anyways, now my posts won't be very long, sorry!
WAIT A SEC, I STILL HAVE QUESTIONS! LIKE HOW ARE--
*covers mouth* BYEEEEEEEEE!

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GOOOOOOOD MORNING EVERYBODY!! How are you today? Good? Good? Good. YAYYYYYY! Whoa, deja vu. *noodle arms* Oh hey did ya notice the smilies? oh yeah. GOOOOOOOD MORNING! So after that thing decided to stop interrupting me, I got back to my conversation with Larna. Ya know. The Emo. Girl. Dog. Person. Thong. HAHA I SAID THONG -- Oh, I mean, thing. Well anywho, So Larna told me that Nicole is a snot, and I was all like "WHOASIESSS!" and then something interrupted but then I got back to the conversation like I just said.

Me: I'm sorry did you say Nicole is a snot?
Larna: Yes. Yes I did.
Me: As in, equal-to-Jen-and-Beth snot?
Larna: Yes.
Me: Oh.
Larna: .__.
Me: ._____.\
Larna: ._________.
Me: What's your favorite color?
Larna: Blue.
Me: I can't write you in blue, I'm in blue!
Larna: Then purple.
Me: But that's my best-friends-only color.
Larna: Nicole's not your friend anymore. I'd say it's open.
Me: You're a dog.
Larna: You're just making excuses now.
Me: UGHHHHHHH FINEEEEE
Larna: YAYYYY!
Me: Deja vu again...
Larna: Whaaaaaaaaaaat?


???: قف فتاة إبطاء.

I apologize for any straining of the eyes.

Me: MY EYES! *closes eyes*
Larna: *slaps paws across face*
???: -___________-
Me: Choose a darker color to talk in! PLEASE!
???: هذا أفضل؟
Me: *looks up* Yeah that's good.
Larna: *peeks out of paws* Is it safe?
Wind: أنا الرياح.
Larna: I can't understand a word you're saying.
Wind: انها اللغة العربية.
Me: Well, talk in English so Larna can understand you.
Wind: Okie dokie! I'm Wind, an Egyptian PRINCESS!
Me:
Larna:
Me: Umm... okay... are you happy with being treated like a normal person?
Wind: Sure! Can we be friends?
Me: Yeah! I'm Rosette, and this is Larna! Now we're friends! *hugs*
Wind: YAYYYYYYYYY! *hugs back*
Me & Larna: Deja vu!
Principal over loudspeaker: Would all girls from Emo and Outcasts please come to my office.
Us: *walks to office*

At the office...

Principal: *counts us* OK GIRLS YOU MAY GO HOME!
Girls: *runs out of building*

Wow, it's like summer! Two days of school, and we haven't been taught at all! I gotta take a nap now.fvjjmvnhcvfb *wakes up* Oh, um, sorry, this time I'll sleep in my bed... BAIIIIIIIIIII!

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like this is a post on my like blog. im like not jen trying 2 like totes embarrass rosette and i like didnt just hack into rosettes barker.com acct because that like didnt happen. so like idk wat im supposed 2 say now but anyway u got me im not rosette but rosette just walked up 2 me and shes like omicheese jen wat r u doing im going to get on and logout and change my passw

Morning! Jen just hacked into my Barker.com account, but I logged her out and changed my password. (I kept Jen's message so you could see how dumb she is.) But GOOD NEWS! Jen is leaving today! YUSHHHHH!!! The new school queen is supposedly nicer. I hope so! Oh, and I dyed my fur!


Now I'm 20% cooler. vuv Oh, yeah, new school queen!


Well she's cute... but is cuteness enough to rule the school? Let's see! So, this morning, I was walking along to class when my sis Bailey came up to me.


Bailey: Morning Rose.
Me: Morning!
Bailey: Have you been re-sorted yet?
Me: Nope, where is it??
Bailey: Cafeteria. Oh and don't get on Sally's bad side. She's worse than Jen and Beth combined.

Omicheez, that was unexpected. Anyway, I headed to the cafeteria to get re-sorted.


Sally: State your name and your interests.
Me: I'm Rosette, and I love to talk about fashion, my blog, and the latest on my fave site!
Sally: Hmmm... well, those glasses are like totes last year.
Me: Omicheez, like, no way girl! These are the latest designer pair! $59.99!
Sally: OMIGOSH THEY ARE!?! POPULARS!
Me: yushhhhh Okay, thanks!
Principal over loudspeaker: STUDENTS I HAVE THE DAY'S ANNOUNCEMENTS, FIRST JEN HAS LEFT TO BE HOMESCHOOLED AND BECAUSE OF THAT BETH HAS BEEN DOWNGRADED TO NERD! NEXT OUR NEW SCHOOL QUEEN IS THE MOST MARVELOUS SALLY! AND LAST WE ARE CHANGING OUR NAME TO AVRIAL HIGH!
Students: Ok.
Sally: Okie dokie, John!

Wow. This girl is even more stupid then Jen! These glasses were ON SALE at Dollar Tree! So, then I left to go home because the day was already over. Yeesh. This day would have been better if I had seen Larna. I guess she's sick. *yawn* Naptime! BAIIIIII!

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HAI CHEESEEEEEEEE! I sound like Stich ouo *awkward silence* uhhhm... WHATEVS! Hey, you remember Wind, right? And Larna? Yeah? Well, we found out something coooooooooool o3o Oh, yeah, class resumed today. We started with math.



Teacher: All right, Rosette, what is the square root of 2468? Please round up.
Me: *thinking really hard for a minute* Uhm, 50?
Teacher: Yes, that's right! Good job! Now Sally, what is 1 + 1?
Me: what!?!



Sally: 2. *smirks*
Teacher: YES SALLY THAT IS CORRECT!!

So math was pretty much, some animal gets real hard question, Sally gets really super easy question. For one hour. But, right then my iPaw buzzed, and when I checked it, it said, "AmazingArabic1001 has invited you to join a conversation." I guessed AmazingArabic1001 was Wind, so I responded. (Larna is Spooku57 and I'm RoseRed44.)

AmazingArabic1001: You guys, meet me in the girls room ASAP!
Spooku57: Got it!
RoseRed44: ok, let's do it.
AmazingArabic1001: Rose, you go first.
RoseRed44: KK!

Me: *raises hand* Mr. Taloha? I have to go to the ladies' room.



Larna: So do I!



Wind: Me, too!
Teacher: Ok, you can go.

In the restroom...

Me: Ok, Wind, what's the problem?
Wind: Well, it's something weird. watch. *raises paw*

AND SHE SHOT A BLAST OF WIND AT ME AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Larna: That's funny, I have the same problem. *makes dark cloud above my head*
Me: wut? Um, ok, I'll go now... *walks toward door*
Little black cloud: *follows me*
Me: AHHHHHHH OMICHEESE IT'S FOLLOWING MEEEEEEEE WAHHHHHHHHHH!!! *runs around screaming*
Wind: *snicker snicker*
Larna: *facepaw*
Me: Y-you... what... I NEVER KNEW DARKNESS WAS AN ELEMENT!
Larna: Oh, is that what it is? Okay, NBD.
Me: NO BIG DEAL?! You are the only known Darkness Paratoin IN THE WORLD! THIS IS A BIG DEAL!!
Wind: So I'm a Wind Paratoin? Coooool.
Larna: You don't have to yell.
Me: -_____- I'll be going now.

When we got back to class, everyone was leaving. We just joined the line and went to lunch. And guess what. Since I was one of the first 5 populars (I was actually the first) to be named by Sally, I'm allowed to have some say in where three people of my choice go. I picked Wind, Larna, and SOMEONE ELSE... woooooo!



Larna: *sarcastic voice* Hello, O Great One. I am Larna. Put me where you wish.
Sally: Let's let my, like, assistants deal with you, but I'm, like, leaning toward Populars. Assistants?
Me: I go for Populars.
Other assistants: Not voting.
Sally: Okay, Populars!
Larna: *fist pump*


Sally: Ok, what's your name?
Burn: Burn, O Great One.
Sally: Interests.
Burn: Well, I love to... punch! And... read mystery!
Sally: *looks at us* OC?
Assistant: *nods*
3 other assistants: *shakes heads* Emo.
Me: Not voting.
Sally: Emo. *shakes head* Tsk, tsk.
Me:


Sally: na-
Glen: Glen. I love to talk about the latest designer styles, parties, and other ways to have fun! Oh, and I got this coat at JCPawney's.
Sally: *points to Populars*
Glen: *runs over there*

Hm, is her power mind-reading, or super-speed? Mysterious...


Wind: Hey girl! I'm Wind, a princess all the way from Egypt to see you all!
Me: *looks at Sally* You know where I'm sending her.
Sally: Populars!


Bailey: Bailey. Being cool.
Sally: Nice try. Outcasts.
Me: Populars.
Sally: Outcasts.
Me: Populars.
Sally: Outcasts.
Wind: Nerds!
Me & Sally: ok!
Me: Nerds!
Bailey:

Then there were a million other animals, I'll just post the pictures.












So, that was boring. I'll get to know those guys later. Goodnight. Zzzzzzzzzzzzz...