[Purrfectpal]

Username; Purrfectpal
Name; Athena
Gender; Female
Mad libs;
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyways. Because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
- Bee Movie <3

[hugs100]

Username; Hugs100
Name; Snow
Gender; Female
Mad libs;

Dear Snow,
You are extremly Woebegone and I Gobble you! I want kiss your Appendix 0.594 times. You make my Pasta burn with desire. When I first saw you, I Shiftily stared at you and fell in love. Will you Massage out with me? Don`t let your parents discourage you, Flames are just jealous.
Sincerely Hugs,

Dear School Nurse:
Snow Galvani will not be attending school today. He/she has come down with a case of Zombie and has horrible Parking Spaces and a/an Gratis fever. We have made an appointment with the Tall Dr. Scooterpoop, who studied for many years in Nagoya and has 3.5 Zillion degrees in pediatrics. He will send you all the information you need. Thank you!
Sincerely
Mrs. Hugs,

Friends, Romans, Torpedoes, lend me your Ring Fingers;
I come to Patronize Caesar, not to Retrieve him.
The Toe Wrestling that men do lives after them;
The good is oft interred with their Factories:
So let it be with Caesar. The noble Brutus
Hath told you Caesar was Stupid:
If it were so, it was a grievous Refrigerator;
And grievously hath Caesar Melted it.
Here, under leave of Brutus and the rest,--
For Brutus is a/an Woebegone man;
So are they all, all Woebegone men,--
Come I to Disport in Caesar`s funeral.
He was my Window, faithful and just to me:
But Brutus says he was Tall;
And Brutus is a/an Woebegone man.
He hath brought Abhorrent captives home to Rome,
Whose Screws did the general coffers fill:
Did this in Caesar seem Smart?
When that the poor have Unclenched, Caesar hath wept:
Ambition should be made of Uptight stuff:
Yet Brutus says he was Weird;
And Brutus is a/an Woebegone man.
You all did see that on the Lupercal
I 7 time(s) presented him a kingly This,
Which he did 18 time(s) refuse: was this ambition?
Yet Brutus says he was Short;
And, sure, he is a/an Woebegone man.
I Disport not to disprove what Brutus spoke,
But here I am to Disport what I do know.

make your own here!

[its_loki]

username; its_loki | name; aether | gender; demiboy

mad lib; how to wash your face

in order to wash your face assiduously (to cleanse it of your sins), you must wet your overdue chemistry assignment in warm vintage chardonnay. then, dab it across your face over 9000 times. this will wash off any remaining algebraic equations you wrote from when you panicked and tried to cheat on that test. when you are done you should violently bash the cloth in holy water to clean it. you should also wash your face with a mildly moist succulent to keep it smooth and shiny. this will also keep away your only friends. don't worry. it is normal to experience serotonin deficiency the first time you try this. consult your local weatherman if you break out in cold sweat. this works well on your glabella too!

[idyll]

quick mark, maybe I'll find time later XD

[Swiftalu]

Closed for judging!

[hugs100]

good luck everyone!

[Twilight Prince]

good luck!

[Swiftalu]

Sorry this is taking so long, I will be judging this sometime over the next week. ^^;

[kivr & fireflii]

Sorry for the late judging! I took over since Swifty was so busy. Here's the winning mad libs!

Username; piqeon
Name; Jeff
Gender; male
Mad libs;

There were a bunch of funny ones, so it was difficult to pick, but my favorite part in the end was "slipping shiny nothings into my spinal cord." :P So congrats kinqfisher! Thanks to all that tried out. If anyone wants critique on their form, feel free to PM me (although I'm not sure how much I can critique with a mad libs)!
-fireflii

[pees]

thank you!
I love Jeff verymuch :>