[deertush]

1. Trash Man

"So this first guy was found out back in the dumpster. I was like, 'woah why does it smell so bad??' And it turns out that it was this lil' sucker that was stinkin up the place. It looks like a raccoon but it's not?? I've been trying to get this guy for a few days but since he literally sweats grease I can't grab him.

So to get this guy, just draw(that means you) a piece of trash. The trashier the trash the better.

I'll line up all of the collected garbage on August 15th of this year and see which one he(or she or it) picks.
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Trash: (only one trash pls)

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2. Demon Lolitas

These two keep eating my papers!! But only the pink and blue ones. So... the important ones.. They're cute but now I can't find my grocery list and I'm kinda irked about it. The boss lady takes a liking to them so they'll be up for sale. Plus they won't eat the green paper so that's a plus.

Both darlings(?) together are 80 C$.

Don't send the cash until I've okayed it. Whoever comes here first gets 'em. I ain't sitting out here all night long.
Purchased by Sheer

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3. Mosaic Dad

While delivering coffee to the bosslady I heard someone call me 'son'. I don't have a dad.
It turns out that it was this dog. He grabbed my coffee and started telling me stories about when he was a kid. I told him I had to get back to work on my computer and he said something about mybook and facegram. I thought he was a normal dog but turns out he has hands?? thumbs??? I mean I guess it's not too weird since I have thumbs but he's a dog. Please take him. He keeps callign me son and keeps making bad jokes. Release from this pain.

Maybe if he is out-joked then he will leave me alone.
Tell a bad/funny(?) joke and I'll see who out-jokes him on the 16th of this month.
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Have a nice day,,,,, or at least try."

-Deerdog, tired of working

[bellini]

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Name:
Trash: (only one trash pls)

[Sheer]

Username: Sheer
Proof of C$: x
Just added some C$ to my account. xD

[Dawnbreeze10210]

Markkkkkkk

[Prolix]

Username: Penny-Feline
Name: Balderdash
Trash: (only one trash pls)

Mark!

[deertush]

Username: Sheer
Proof of C$: x
Just added some C$ to my account. xD

"All yours, dudalino~ Make sure to feed them and stuff. Ya know. Not paper. "

[Sheer]

"All yours, dudalino~ Make sure to feed them and stuff. Ya know. Not paper. :( "

I'll try to keep both of their tummies full of all the yummies! :'D
Well you know..minus my papers hopefully..;o; I need those for drawings and stuffs~ :c
I sent the trade~ ^^ Also thank you very much for allowing me to kidnap these two cuties. ;o;<3

[grapejuice]

quick lil mark thanks

[medjed]

Username:

demiixed,
Name:

Jeremy
Joke:

(so uhm.. i let him borrow my computer and after, i found a folder that's named
"Cool Dad #1"
I clicked it and saw pictures of himself.)

i wanted to buy camoflauge pants but i couldn't find them.

What do you call a crocodile detective? an investigator.

Have you ever seen the movie, Constipation?
(No)
That's cuz' it hasn't come out yet (;
(sobs)

What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye matey!

How does NASA make a party? They planet.

What did the grape say when he got stepped on? Nothing, just let out a lil whine.

Simba was moving a lil slow so I told him to Mufasa

Ironically, IRL i don't have a dad.

[crackerbox_palace]

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