[winkatuck]

"I'm a blind man in the sand.
Will you prank me?
Try if you can."

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Username:
Name:
Element: (Common)
Am I really blind?:
Fabulous Moostache is it not?:
Prank:

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Username: Trollish
Name: Sir-- just... Sir, actually.
Element: Water
Am I really blind?: "Of course I am. Why would you ever doubt the word of someone as classy as me?" No, Sir isn't actually blind. He has some trouble seeing, and ever since he was young he /convinced/ himself he was really blind-- but that's because he didn't know what the word meant. Now he kind of keeps it up as a habit, honestly-- he doesn't mind using his cane to lead himself around. Honestly Sir would have to wear regular sight glasses, but he absolutely detests them. He thinks that his 'blindness' makes him somewhat special and makes people underestimate him-- giving him the upper hand if someone were to, oh, per se, prank him?
Fabulous Moostache is it not?: "Most certainly it is! My mustache is my pride and joy." Sir puts more work than he's willing to admit into his mustache, in all honesty. He thinks it's the source of his dapper charm-- if one could call it that.
Prank: Polo scrambled over to the beach, eyeing the crowd. There was one individual who stood out to him-- a blind man, all by himself coasting along the sore-line. She giggled to herself, man this was going to be a riot... Polo slipped into the sea and swam over to where the blind man was, poking a fake shark fin out of the water. As people began to panic and scramble, the blind man simply glanced over with a disapproving frown. Polo was caught off guard-- she sprang out from the water to surprise him-- roaring as menacingly as she could-- only to get lightly whacked on the head with the blind man's cane. "That is hardly any way for a lady to act-- and hardly any way, still, to treat one without sight." The blind man scoldingly waved a finger issuing a faint 'tsk, tsk'. Polo was shocked and at a loss-- blushing like a fool she hurriedly slipped back into the water to hide her embarrassment.

[KarKat Vantas ♋]

Username: Karkat Vantas ♋️
Name: Moskau Moscow
Element: none
Am I really blind?:
Why, yes you are, Mr.Moskau. As blind as a turtle who can't find his way from his shell. But little to no single thing can get by you, though. As quick in hearing as a blinded hare, you are.
Fabulous Moostache is it not?:
Well, why, certainly, sir! Only the most fabulous in looks, and in texture. So soft and silky, like that of a perfectly groomed Himalayan cat.
Prank:
I take a smoothed, freshly polished wooden stick and replace his glossy "seeing-cane" with it. The stick is coated in a strong, feminine purfume that will stay behind on his hands, and everything he touches will smell like the purfume section of a mall.

[Evils]

Username: Evils
Name: Ernest Stern
Element: none
Am I really blind?:
"Yes I am actually, I can not see a thing. If I ever say I can, it is a lie, though I may be blind, I am not blind to lies."
Fabulous Moostache is it not?:
"Mmm, why yes! I wax it every morning."
Prank:
I take Ernest's jar of mustache wax and replace it with a jar of smooth honey, the smell is just as the wax. He, mistaking it for wax, combs it through his beautiful lip hair getting it stuck in the sticky shape of two legs sticking straight in the air.

[shishou]

Username:
ActualCannibalShia
Name:
Muracci
Element:
Nature
Am I really blind?:
Unfortunately, yes you are.
But there are some adavantages
of it! People wont blame you
for things even if you did it!
Because you are blind! And
sometimes you get a fee dog ;)
"I guess thats true..."
Fabulous Moostache is it not?:
"My moustache is great right?!"
Errmmm...yes very great..."Good
because if you said no, I would
tear your limbs and feed them to
you!"
Prank:
AIR HORN PRANK!! Muracci walks
down the street with his cane, until
he feels something oddly shaped. He
bends over to it. When he was just
about to grab it, this happened..
TETTTTTT went the air horn. His
reaction was priceless.."DIE YOU
BLOODY FROG!! GET HIT BY A CAR!!!!"
He yelled, malking the young gators
laugh, "Grandpa just got troll-" but
Muracci cut them off "You sayin'
what about me mate?" He threatened.

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Pm'd my entry to Wink oco

[winkatuck]

bump ovo

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This has to end later today since tomorrow is April 1st.

x3

[winkatuck]

Username: Trollish
Name: Sir-- just... Sir, actually.
Element: Water
Am I really blind?: "Of course I am. Why would you ever doubt the word of someone as classy as me?" No, Sir isn't actually blind. He has some trouble seeing, and ever since he was young he /convinced/ himself he was really blind-- but that's because he didn't know what the word meant. Now he kind of keeps it up as a habit, honestly-- he doesn't mind using his cane to lead himself around. Honestly Sir would have to wear regular sight glasses, but he absolutely detests them. He thinks that his 'blindness' makes him somewhat special and makes people underestimate him-- giving him the upper hand if someone were to, oh, per se, prank him?
Fabulous Moostache is it not?: "Most certainly it is! My mustache is my pride and joy." Sir puts more work than he's willing to admit into his mustache, in all honesty. He thinks it's the source of his dapper charm-- if one could call it that.
Prank: Polo scrambled over to the beach, eyeing the crowd. There was one individual who stood out to him-- a blind man, all by himself coasting along the sore-line. She giggled to herself, man this was going to be a riot... Polo slipped into the sea and swam over to where the blind man was, poking a fake shark fin out of the water. As people began to panic and scramble, the blind man simply glanced over with a disapproving frown. Polo was caught off guard-- she sprang out from the water to surprise him-- roaring as menacingly as she could-- only to get lightly whacked on the head with the blind man's cane. "That is hardly any way for a lady to act-- and hardly any way, still, to treat one without sight." The blind man scoldingly waved a finger issuing a faint 'tsk, tsk'. Polo was shocked and at a loss-- blushing like a fool she hurriedly slipped back into the water to hide her embarrassment.

Got second opinions from some of my mods-- congrats! uwu

Take good care of sir.

You shall be added tomorrow ewe

[Evils]

Congrats Trollish! c: