[ramattra]

What on earth is a lava dog???
Glad you asked! A lava dog is a canine animal that consists of fur, lava, and an unknown material that keeps their lava from spilling! On the outside, they have soft, warm fur. On the inside, they have lava! Yes, hot, gooey, lava. Don't worry about burns though, they have a material over the lava that absorbs heat and keeps the lava from spilling out of them. The material is very strong and only an extremely powerful force can cause cracks or even break it.

this lava dog belongs to diinosaur!

To adopt this Lava dog, tell me a joke! The funniest joke wins! This ends May 26th, so you have a day.

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[b]Username;;[/b]
[b]Lava dog's name;;[/b]
[b]Reason for name;;[/b]
[b]Lava dog's gender;;[/b] Male
[b]Joke;;[/b]

[leafless willow]

Username;; ☪*Hinata Hyuuga*☪
Lava dog's name;; Magnus
Reason for name;; It just felt like it was just right, usually unless i'm using a japanese word I stare at the picture until the perfect unforgettable name comes to me, Magnus came to me and it just seems to fit. <3
Lava dog's gender;; Male
Joke;; "Cat's are like potato chips, you can't have just one."

"Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

[Zuppe]

Username;; zuppe
Lava dog's name;; Dapple
Reason for name;; his fur looks dappled, like a calico/tortoiseshell
Lava dog's gender;; Male
Joke;;

A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, ''But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal.''

[phanny]

Username;;[color=#FF40FF] fallinggg
Lava dog's name;; Calic
Reason for name;; The spots and how it looks like a calico cat.
Lava dog's gender;; Male
Joke;;

Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"

[ramattra]

Username;;[color=#FF40FF] fallinggg
Lava dog's name;; Calic
Reason for name;; The spots and how it looks like a calico cat.
Lava dog's gender;; Male
Joke;;

Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"

You win! Congrats!

[phanny]

Really? Thank you so much!!!