by pandalove211 » Mon Jun 01, 2015 9:05 am
#94 Mahi Mahi
Username: pandalove211
Name: Kainalu (pronounced "kah-YEE-nah-loo", means "ocean that billows" in Hawaiian)
Gender: Male
Pun: Fish puns? I've dolphinately got nu-fin. What's the porpoise of fish puns, anyway? I mean, who would ever want to be found gill-ty of telling bad fish puns? Whale, not me! That's for shore. Fish puns are just too mainstream now. Everyone suddenly thinks they're brill-iant! I've been herring them everywhere! I'm naut dealing with this nonsense. Let minnow when you hear another bad fish pun. I think that this one is reel-y the best! Okay, maybe I'm being a bit shellfish. This fish pun is o-fish-ally the worst. Oh, maybe not. It's not bad, it cod do better, but it's still a fish pun. And a fish pun is a fish pun.
FIN