[Charboo]

I really feel like doing a custom thing.... SO GUESS WHAT IM DOING?
It will be a raffle over 3 days, counting today. I know some of you are in different time zones, I will make "1 day" 24 hours since this was posted.
You get one ticket each day, so saying that you get to post on here once for three days! BUT, the catch is that you MUST post a joke!

At the end of the three days, I will draw out the winner! And if you win, you may fill out the form I give you! ♥

EDIT: There is slight confusion, you don't need a number! Your post it's self is a number, so for example, Tynahi's is #2. (:
EDIT: You can also post a gif related joke! Much like this one for example!

Congrats Infallible!

[summer.]

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?
A: It doesn't matter -- he's not going to come anyway.

[tynahi]

Q: What did one dinosaur say to another?
Person: What?
*while they say what make the loudest sound possible*

Tynahi <3 13

[SnivelGriff]

Q: What is the clumsiest insect?
A: The bumbling bee.

[hiraeth + hound]

The only math that Marco is good at is division and fractions; Maybe a little subtraction.

/sob s I'msosorry

[bears]

my sisters dad opened the freezer and an ice blob fell on his foot and hurt him so he was like yelling jumping up and down and stuff and I was like hey maybe you should put some ice on that.

[dreamwalker]

What do you call a spider that puts itself in dangerous situations?

Reckluse *cough*Imlame*Cough*

[Ruby-Skylark]

#15

A horse trudges slowly into a pub and orders a drink.
“Evenin’” says the barman, “why the long face?”

[Desmond]

Did you hear about the lost dog?
He wasn't really lost, he was out ruffin' it in the woods.

[cowgirlchrista]

Your mom. XD JUST KIDDING I SWEAR I HAD TO DO IT.
A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."