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Suggestions -
Funny Break up lines (The opposite of pick up lines)
"Hey babe I think is time we take our relationship to the previous level"
"If you take the "L" out of LOVER. Its OVER"
"They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. I hope you find someone who treasures you"
"Hey babe, I think its about time we cancel our gym membership. We're not working out anymore"
"Boy you're looking like a snack and I'm going on a diet"
"Hey baby, are you in a tunnel? Because we’re breaking up"
"I think we need to become better strangers"
"You remind me of Halley's Comet. I don't wanna see you again for another 74 years"
"roses are red, violets are blue, trash is dumped and so are you"
"Are you a dollar bill? Because you’re single"
"Hey baby I'm calling myself Han because you need to be Solo"
I dont have any non funny ways so it depends what kind of break up you wanna do 0-0 if you want more funny things lol feel free to pm me
Other Funny Break up ideas-
Want to see a magic trick?" [Sure] "Poof you're single.
Play breakup songs non-stop while you are with them
Pretend you're the lost twin sibling and they sent you to break up
"Hey, that's my ex's house!" [Wait...THAT'S MY HOUSE!]
Pretend you're gay
"Our relationship is like a fat guy" [What!?] "It's not working out"
