Chuck Norris Jokes!

[originals]

Chuck Norris can post on a board and the board will suddenly have infinite posts.

[Rylie101]

Chuck Norris is already dead. Death just doesn't have the guts to tell him yet.

[FlamethrowerTrombone]

Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as ''You Know Who''

Chuck Norris doesn't breathe... He holds air hostage.

Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed misserably.

Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris

[Narcisa]

"Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed the bad guys...then the grenade exploded" lmao XD
"What will happen if Chuck Norris and Nokia 3310 battled? Who will win?"

GAME MODES:
EASY
NORMAL
HARD
CHUCK NORRIS

Thats all I got :P

[1020plinky]

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity, twice.

Every night the boogey-man check his cupboard for Chuck Norris.

[yohomeycoolcat]

___________Epic story that I must tell about Chuck Norris jokes!__________

Ok, so my friend was really depressed one day. So I decided to cheer him up. So what did I do? Well, since he was on facebook at the time, I decided that I was going to post a bunch of Chuck Norris jokes.

So then he caught on and started posting Chuck Norris jokes also. Then some of my other friends caught on. Then everybody was posting an array of Chuck Norris jokes.

All of the sudden, there was a chic who was all like, "If I see one more Chuck Norris joke, Im deleting the person who posted it!" There were three comments on that status.

Person 1: You don't find Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris finds you.

Chic who posted the anti-Chuck Norris status: God let him.

Person 2: Chuck Norris jokes?!?! Omg I wanna join!

The next day at school, people were like, " What was up with everybody posting Chuck Norris jokes last night??..."

I started a Chuck Norris joke reveloution.....

So yeah, this is the only active post I know of in which Chuck Norris is being disussed. XD

[Coseylion]

Chuck Norris created the giraffe by punching a horse in the face :L

[microstar245]

If Chuck Norris wants you to go to the hospital, YOU WILL GO THERE YOURSELF.

Chuck Norris kicked Neo out of Zion , now Neo is "The Two".

If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the hell down.

A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

There is no such thing as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

Chuck Norris doesn't worry about changing his clock twice a year for daylight savings time. The sun rises and sets when Chuck tells it to.

There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.