Chuck Norris Jokes!

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Chuck Norris Jokes!

Postby Rylie101 » Tue Jan 17, 2012 7:30 am

This is the place to put the awesome cheesy Chuck Norris jokes that people either never heard or heard a million times! Please keep it child friendly since we are in the general discussion part of chickensmoothie.


I'll start, Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the crap out of it. :D
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes!

Postby waistcoat&converse » Tue Jan 17, 2012 7:42 am

When Chuck Norris plays scrabble jrtnbuik is a word
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes!

Postby Thelastsilhouette » Tue Jan 17, 2012 7:45 am

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack, his heart isn't foolish enough to attack him xD
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes!

Postby Ravetta » Tue Jan 17, 2012 7:50 am

God spoke: "Let there be light."
And Chuck Norris said: "Say please!"


Oh, and type in in Google search "Find Chuck Norris", click I'm feeling lucky, and look what happens! XD
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes!

Postby ShadowWolf~ » Tue Jan 17, 2012 8:22 am

Eminem: I'm not afraid..
Chuck Norris: I love the way you lie.
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes!

Postby *Midnight Stars* » Tue Jan 17, 2012 8:23 am

Chuck Norris can travel round the world in yesterday.
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes!

Postby Thomas Hickey » Tue Jan 17, 2012 9:51 am

those are so old i heard way to many of the chuck norris jokes
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes!

Postby Law » Tue Jan 17, 2012 9:52 am

This youtube video has a lot xD

"Chuck Norris invented rap music when his heart started beating"
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes!

Postby Rylie101 » Tue Jan 17, 2012 10:01 am

Chuck Norris was an only child... eventually.
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes!

Postby yohomeycoolcat » Tue Jan 17, 2012 10:30 am

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Thats all I have to say XD!
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