Are you S . A . N . E or I . N . S . A . N . E ?
Do you...
Every time you go through a drive through specify that your order is to go.
Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
Sit in a parked car with a hairdryer aimed at passing cars to see if they slow down.
When leaving the zoo run to your car screaming "They're loose!"
Order a diet water every time you go out to eat, keep a serious face. buy a dog and name it kitty.
Never forget the number 7.
Learn French, then move to China.
Make a sighn saying 'Not In Use', and go in a elavtor. Wait for a lot of people to come in, then hold the sight up and say, "I wonder why this was on the door when I came in."
Hum a Jedward tune loudly when cramped in a elavator.
Sit in the corner of the elavator, pretending to be drunk and yelling "They're comming! Comming for US!"
At a fancy resturaunt, lift your ice cold water and say "Dis ice watar iz not cold enough, Garcon."
In a fancy resteraunt, go to the desk and say, "So, where is the all-you-can-eat compartment?"
At the dinner table say, "Do you like sea food?" When they say yes, hold open your mouth and say, "See? Food!"
Fight your best friend over a bag of crisps and when they fall over, laugh at them.
Collect a bunch of holly berries, keep them in vinegar for a week and tell someone you bought African Raisins.
Go on a baby ride and continue 'till there's a long line. Then look as if your getting off and watch everyone sigh with relief. Then put another coin in and jump on again. Enjoy their agony.
Buy a 10p packet of crisps, go to the checkout, and when he says "10p please.", Then reply, "Alright, one moment," and start counting up on your fingers.
Put your cat o nthe roof then throw bread up there. Watch seagulls fly down and up, confused what to do. Then take a photo and show it at school. Say you had a £50000 / £50000 phone and the seagulls took it. Make them think yo uwere once rich.
Order a triple cheese double greesy cheese burger and order a diet coke.
Manage a bank by leaving doors open and chaining pens to the counter.
Buy a plastic elephant kid's toy rind and use it as a engagement ring.
Do you...
Every time you go through a drive through specify that your order is to go.
Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
Sit in a parked car with a hairdryer aimed at passing cars to see if they slow down.
When leaving the zoo run to your car screaming "They're loose!"
Order a diet water every time you go out to eat, keep a serious face. buy a dog and name it kitty.
Never forget the number 7.
Learn French, then move to China.
Make a sighn saying 'Not In Use', and go in a elavtor. Wait for a lot of people to come in, then hold the sight up and say, "I wonder why this was on the door when I came in."
Hum a Jedward tune loudly when cramped in a elavator.
Sit in the corner of the elavator, pretending to be drunk and yelling "They're comming! Comming for US!"
At a fancy resturaunt, lift your ice cold water and say "Dis ice watar iz not cold enough, Garcon."
In a fancy resteraunt, go to the desk and say, "So, where is the all-you-can-eat compartment?"
At the dinner table say, "Do you like sea food?" When they say yes, hold open your mouth and say, "See? Food!"
Fight your best friend over a bag of crisps and when they fall over, laugh at them.
Collect a bunch of holly berries, keep them in vinegar for a week and tell someone you bought African Raisins.
Go on a baby ride and continue 'till there's a long line. Then look as if your getting off and watch everyone sigh with relief. Then put another coin in and jump on again. Enjoy their agony.
Buy a 10p packet of crisps, go to the checkout, and when he says "10p please.", Then reply, "Alright, one moment," and start counting up on your fingers.
Put your cat o nthe roof then throw bread up there. Watch seagulls fly down and up, confused what to do. Then take a photo and show it at school. Say you had a £50000 / £50000 phone and the seagulls took it. Make them think yo uwere once rich.
Order a triple cheese double greesy cheese burger and order a diet coke.
Manage a bank by leaving doors open and chaining pens to the counter.
Buy a plastic elephant kid's toy rind and use it as a engagement ring.
