Things That Annoy You [v.22]

[Yes Man]

.I was told fetish = obsession.
.I had told one of my friends I had a robot fetish.
.Oh god oh god oh god oh god...

[tuna]

I just sent a trade to my sis, who had quit at one time, a trade, and I realized that we have the same IP address. Then I see this:

Don't forget, each user is only allowed ONE account.
We're finding a lot of silly people out cheating for advent pets at this time of year, and each one we find is getting banned. It seems a shame to get banned at Christmas time, so please play by the rules.

Do you think that I'm going to be accused of cheating?
I'm not...

[-QUITTING CS-]

Courage. Get over here!! Why should you be afraid of some guy on the internet? he won't find you; you have a piece of paper on your webcam and you are wearing your jacket so high only your eyes are visible! SUCK IT UP.

people of Chicken Smoothie, please give me courage to do Chat Roulette for twenty dollars.

[DRdoctorlady]

Courage. Get over here!! Why should you be afraid of some guy on the internet? he won't find you; you have a piece of paper on your webcam and you are wearing your jacket so high only your eyes are visible! SUCK IT UP.

people of Chicken Smoothie, please give me courage to do Chat Roulette for twenty dollars.

There's just a few fappers dear, it will be fine as long as you don't look too hard ;3;

XD
I went on omegle video chat. Immediately regretted it.

Everywhere I post, the thread just up and dies ._.

THISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHIS.
;A;

...I just watched a Pewdiepie video.
Now my gut hurts from laughing so hard.

Was it your first Pewdiepie vid?

c:

But blargh. Why mother. Why do I need to go to sleep.
Not even 8:30 yet

[.yuanfen]

For some reason...my entire family takes joy in making me watch them eat my favorite foods.

...I really don't know why it's so fun for them. Especially my brother. He'll notice me doing homework, get a cookie, and then come and sit next to me and start making really loud chewing noises, accompanied with moans about how delicious the cookie is, etc.
It's awful. Second thing, he chews with his mouth open. So the sound isn't appetizing, but the smell of cookie is...

Therefore, I predict this is going to happen tonight. I ate a banana, and my mom (of course) believed my brother's lie that I ate 10 cookie/ wafer things, so I'm not allowed to eat the wonderful-smelling cookies downstairs.

[The wild one]

I just sent a trade to my sis, who had quit at one time, a trade, and I realized that we have the same IP address. Then I see this:

Don't forget, each user is only allowed ONE account.
We're finding a lot of silly people out cheating for advent pets at this time of year, and each one we find is getting banned. It seems a shame to get banned at Christmas time, so please play by the rules.

Do you think that I'm going to be accused of cheating?
I'm not...

I also have a sibling who uses my computer, and I made an account for him because he wanted to play. He logs on the same time I do, using a different browser (but on the same computer) so that I don't have to log out. We've traded once or twice, but only because I had missing outcomes that I wanted from him, and I had outcomes he wanted from me.
I don't go on the account myself, I just watch him play to make sure he doesn't do something stupid. I hope the mods and admins are okay with that because I don't want to get either of us banned either.

[Yes Man]

Therefore, I predict this is going to happen tonight. I ate a banana, and my mom (of course) believed my brother's lie that I ate 10 cookie/ wafer things, so I'm not allowed to eat the wonderful-smelling cookies downstairs.

....I want to slap him.
.So hard.
.That he becomes flat as a cookie.
.Then Stevie can eat him.

.Just for Laughs Gags.

[-QUITTING CS-]

Courage. Get over here!! Why should you be afraid of some guy on the internet? he won't find you; you have a piece of paper on your webcam and you are wearing your jacket so high only your eyes are visible! SUCK IT UP.

people of Chicken Smoothie, please give me courage to do Chat Roulette for twenty dollars.

There's just a few fappers dear, it will be fine as long as you don't look too hard ;3;

I know -Tosh.0-, but there was this one girl who was all polite and didn't seem afraid at all, and I almost screamed then got off.

Annoyance: Now my friend is making fun of me.

[DRdoctorlady]

Courage. Get over here!! Why should you be afraid of some guy on the internet? he won't find you; you have a piece of paper on your webcam and you are wearing your jacket so high only your eyes are visible! SUCK IT UP.

people of Chicken Smoothie, please give me courage to do Chat Roulette for twenty dollars.

There's just a few fappers dear, it will be fine as long as you don't look too hard ;3;

I know -Tosh.0-, but there was this one girl who was all polite and didn't seem afraid at all, and I almost screamed then got off.

Annoyance: Now my friend is making fun of me.

:c
I'm sorreh.

Irritation: The sheer number of fappers on any anonymous video chat site.

[arcticwolf]

Dear wanna-be-prep-but-nobody-likes-you-at-all girl,
QUIT TOUCHING ME.
Do not pet and run your fingers through my hair. Do not try to hold my hand, do not touch my sides, and absolutely do not rub your hand up and down my thigh.

And yes, it is okay for my best friend in the world to hug/touch me and wrestle me. But she doesn't try to grab at areas I do not want touched, and there are only a few people in this world that are allowed to touch me. You are not one of them. Do not ask to use my Chapstick in PE. The answer is NO.

And you have the nerve to tell me, to my face, that you hope my ex-boyfriend doesn't go back out with me (long story) because you want a spot to sit at lunch? Erm, sorry, I'll pick the guy I'm in the love with over you any day.

Oh, and don't forget telling me that you like my best friend's soon to be boyfriend and are mad at her because you apparently liked him first and she doesn't have the right to ask him out. Then you call her all kinds of lovely names to her face and yet you run up to her every morning and hug her.

P.S.- tell me I look like a Barbie doll again. Just try it.