EPIC FAIL

[Doctor! Really...?]

My dad told my cousin before my aunt and uncles wedding "are you ready for the kneeling of the neices and nephews?" And then he told them that all the future neices and nephews had to kneel down after the ceremony and have the aunt and uncle tap them each on the head accepting them into the family. Then the neices and nephews had to kiss there hand!!! one of them, hours later, told him "Um I dont think i can do the kneeling. Im getting a cold sore on my lip." And then another saisd "eww! I cant kiss his hand!! Its all - HAIRY!!!" Not my fail, but still funny!

[originals]

I was talking to my friend on the phone, and my mum. My mom was distracting me, telling me to get off the phone, so I'm like "I have to go Sxxx. Love you bye!" and then it was like, "Derp."