Things that Annoy You [v.19]

[grisly bear]

"I want to sound smart and sophisticated over the interwebz so I'll use the word 'tis' twice in a paragraph! :D"

No.

Now, my dear Ser,
I must say that I am incredibly confused as to what you are implying. Since I was young, I have been using obnoxious language and referring to everyone as the male gender. As 'tis, "tis" and "twas" are two words myself and others like myself oft use. We would all greatly appreciate it if you were to accept that we are quite out of the ordinary in this sense, and still continue to be a shining pillar of sophistication and intellect. The likes of which many others (such as yourself) look upon with awe and wonder.

Sincerely,
Ellis J. T., The Magnificent

PS. Have you seen my monocle perchance? It appears that it has been misplaced. I do beleive this "duke" fellow stole it.

Hahah, that actually is annoying and lame.

[orange juice.]

I want to draw so so bad and i have an amazing idea in my head but the idea seems so difficult.
Why must my ideas be so complicated?

[exorcism]

;O;
Clowns.
They are not normal bros, man.
Not normal bros. *shiver*

[greedling]

I feel so selfish. .__.
My birthday is this week and I'm having family problems.
My aunt has been cheating on her husband, and we all just figured it out.
She's still playing the victim.
I just want to slap her across her sick face.
I feel selfish because I can't help but keep coming back to the fact that it's my birthday week and it's going all wrong.
Dammit, why must I be so selfish?
I should be worrying about my ten-year-old cousin who's mother has cheated on his dad twice.
And now she wants the house and she doesn't even have a job, or money.
And that house isn't even in her name.
He better get that damn house and their son.
I hate my aunt so much.

[MegaCorey]

Urggg! Why my laptop always need to crash when I tried to play a game!?

WHY IMVU IS SO ADDICTIVE GAME!?!

[arcticwolf]

I literally do not have the strength to fight my natral sleep cycle anymore.
Which means that I've been waking up at four or five in the afternoon, and going to bed between the hours of seven and nine in the morning.
I eat breakfast when everyone else eats dinner.
:c
This is not good, not good at all. Even if I'm healthiest like this, it's not at all good for school or getting out of the house or anything. I want to change it, but... At the same time, I know I can't, at least not permanently. I'm a nocturnal person, and I can't change that any easier than a diurnal person could. I've tried, so many times, and have never succeeded past a week. Most of the time not even a day. And that was when I was healthy, or as much so as I can be.
I hate that I feel so much better when sleeping naturally; I think it would be a lot easier to change if I didn't. |D; Aaaah. How do I do this?

I have just about the exact same problem.
During the summer months, I will wake up around five or six (in the afternoon) and I'll fall asleep around seven or eight. I'm always wide awake at night. I don't care how many hours of sleep I have had- I'll be exhausted at four pm and then once 9pm hits, when I'm expected to sleep, I want to run and laugh and be active. I'm more alive, I guess.
I hate it. Evvor and I have called myself an owl because of it >_<'. Some(most) times I have to take one or two of my mom's meds just so I can fall asleep. She can take one and be asleep in 45 minutes, while me on the otherhand will sometimes take two and a half and they won't phase me even after not sleeping much the night before. ._. And I'm much younger and probably half the size of her (she's not fat, I'm just... petite), so I shouldn't be able to resist sleep like I do.

What I usually do is take a nap for a few hours after school (4-6 for example) and then go to sleep later on, like 10 or 11pm. (And then I'm back up at 5:45am)

[exorcism]

BANNER.
Noctic no longer want caramels.
>:U

[broccae]

BANNER.
Noctic no longer want caramels.
>:U

This, except with lollipops -_-

[All Might]

Small children.

[greedling]

Small children.

This.