This really happened to somebody!!
Two friends were hunting on a foggy day. They could barely see four feet in front of them. The first man, Tom, and his friend, Ed.
Ed was walking in front of tom. Tom saw ed and thought he was a moose, so, he asked, "are you a moose?" ed, being sarcastic, replied, "yep, i'm a moose." and tom, who wasn't thinking clearly, shot Ed. When Ed took him to court months later, tom simply said, "it was a hunting accident! he said he was a moose..."
Really?! 'oh, im a moose!' *BOOM*

