Things that Annoy You [v.18]

[Shinryu]

School.
i don't want to go there. I like English and History, but first I'll have to survive one hour of maths D:
AND I didn#t eat anything decent today, so I'll be hungry the next three hours.
Then, about half an hour free time, not enough to eat, of course, and afterwards private lessons. In -dadada- maths!
Mondays suck x.x

[delete this acc]

I miss the I Confess That... thread, but it got closed down because people were using it to post annoyances. I kinda need to use that thread sometimes, but I don't want to make another one in case I'm not supposed to or something. .3.

This. eue I miss the Roleplay Rant thread- I wanna make a new one, but I'm scared I'm not allowed or something.

[Selcouth]

-Le sigh-
You guys might know I have a small lisp. I call it a “parseltongue” lisp, because instead of pronouncing my ‘S’s with ‘Th’-sounds, I sort of slur them into some kind of hissing noise.
This is almost unnoticeable with my normal accent. Or at least I build my accent around it, rather than trying to ignore it.
However, the second I switch to an American accent {which I have been trained to do around my faimly, because everyone thinks my accent is stupid. D:} I suddenly get all tounge-tied and it becomes really noticeable. At times, I'm even incomprehensible; whereas with my normal accent, I pride myself on my speaking abilities.
Blah. I can't sound that stupid, surely? It's not my fault that I sound like the Queen- take it up with my vocal chords, and the part of my brain which controls speech. D: Doing American accents is quite a strain on me, to be honest.

[Stray Dog]

I tend to randomly switch into a posh English accent, an informal
British accent, a Scottish accent, an Irish accent, an over the top Aussie accent or even a new Zealand accent.
Sometimes I even sound like Luna Lovegood. Most of the time it's Hermione Granger though ouo

[exorcism]

I miss the I Confess That... thread, but it got closed down because people were using it to post annoyances. I kinda need to use that thread sometimes, but I don't want to make another one in case I'm not supposed to or something. .3.

This. eue I miss the Roleplay Rant thread- I wanna make a new one, but I'm scared I'm not allowed or something.

There already is a new one. :D
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I was in the shower for almost an hour.
WHAT IS THIS? ono

[Stray Dog]

Oh my Gog if that hot emo boy turns out to be gay, I will kill myself I swear ;w;
The only emo in my city and he better be straight!
Please . . . ?
*is pathetic*

[chirp.]

I can't. Go. To Sleep.
It's 5:04 AM. <_>

[crazy cranky critter]

Because of my 'Noo Zillund' accent, no one can understand me when I go on holiday :I That and the fact I use excessive slang and have tendancies to break out my Scottish and German back grounds to varying degrees :U

Also, I feel like going to my broski's house to look for chocolate, but even they won't appreciate me randomly appearing at 1am.

[Stray Dog]

Gravity =_=

[Shoobeth Thy Wolfeth]

Two things.
The banner is extra hard to find.

ALSO.
Everytime I try to rant about something, my signature looks like it's answering me. >:(