Gran. You know why I get so annoyed when you come over to my house?
Because you criticise everything.
You criticise me, my clothes, my hair, my looks, my smile.
You criticise my bedroom and call it messy, well, your house is so spotless because you are retired and are home every day of every year, every heard of homework and school? Yeah, I'm busy.
You offend me, upset me, you think I'm stupid.