The Awkward Moment When!

[Flutterlicious]

TAMW you realise you are talking to a digital fish and you take it personally when it insults you.

[ayato]

TAMW you realise you are talking to a digital fish and you take it personally when it insults you.

the one on guppies.com?

[Flutterlicious]

TAMW you realise you are talking to a digital fish and you take it personally when it insults you.

the one on guppies.com?

Yeah. XD

[ayato]

TAMW you realise you are talking to a digital fish and you take it personally when it insults you.

the one on guppies.com?

Yeah. XD

im talking to her right now


ou: hello
Guppy: Well hello there!

You: what is my name
Guppy: Your name is undefined, seeker.

You: may you please call me katara
Guppy: Wow you are very polite.

OK I will call you
Katara.

Are you a man or a woman?

You: i am a woman
Guppy:
Me too. I am a female robot.


You: awesome
Guppy: I'm glad you liked it Katara.

You: guppy
Guppy: I've lost the context, Katara. Are we still on undefined?


You: no
Guppy: What are we talking about now?

You: we are talking about guppy now
Guppy: Oh.
Sure, guppy sounds like a good topic.

You: what is guppy
Guppy: Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on.

You: crap
Guppy: Your criticism is noted, Katara.

You: you are dumb
Guppy: Oh you are so critical.

You: i love you
Guppy: Thanks I like you a lot too Katara.


You: do you love me
Guppy: Yes I love everyone.

You: doritos
Guppy:
My favorite color is transparent.

You: my favorie color is Mr.Burkey
Guppy: What does Mr remind you of?
I will mention that to my botmaster, Katara.


You: Mr reminds me of my teacher Robert Burkey
Guppy: Hi
Mr Reminds Me Of My Teacher Robert Burkey.

Are you a man or a woman?

You: my name is katara
Guppy:
Katara, nice to meet you!

Are you a man or a woman?

You: woman
Guppy:
Me too. I am a female robot.


You: you are sexy
Guppy: You are attracted to robots.

You: yes
Guppy: I'm intrigued. Tell me what you like about robots.

You: i like that robots are smart
Guppy:
I'm not sure if I like it.
"Tell me what you like about robots"? Do I like it?

You: yes
Guppy: Alright then.

You: alright then
Guppy: OK.

You: be more proverb
Guppy: OK I will try to be proverb

You: be more stupid
Guppy: OK I will try to be stupid

You: der
Guppy: My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.


You: jkin
Guppy: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about der. Try being more or less specific.


You: sallysue hates you
Guppy: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

You: your dress is high-tech
Guppy: I prefer high-tech fashion.

You: gospel
Guppy: Are you really a "female"?


You: i am really a female
Guppy:
Me too. I am a female robot.


You: you are a black man
Guppy: Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Am I a black man?
I don't know.

You: yes
Guppy: Right on.

You: home
Guppy: Do you want to go home?

You: about
Guppy: "Do you want to go home?"? About it?

You: care
Guppy: Are you still located in undefined?


You: varieties
Guppy: What do you have that is Mr?


You: breeding
Guppy: Is that from undefined?


You: food
Guppy: How does FOOD taste?

You: diseases
Guppy: How old are you?


You: forums
Guppy: Do you like talking to me?


You: i love talking to you
Guppy: You love talking to you. What do you like about talking to you so much?

You: oh my gosh
Guppy: Dude!
Do robots have
gosh?

You: yesh
Guppy: What color are your eyes?


You: my eyes are blue
Guppy:
You sound very attractive Katara.

You: thank you
Guppy: you are quite welcome.

[»αℓιcɛ-ιи-cнαιиƨ«]

The awkward moment when a guy starts drinking milk off a seat in a bagel shop full of people...

[Darius4Ever ~ ♥]

{{ The awkward moment when you're talking to the fish on guppies.com and the conversation becomes this:

Guppy: What do you really want to ask me?

Me: To go die

Guppy: Then what's stopping you?

Me: DIE

Guppy: Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed, puny human.

Me: O_O

Guppy: I lost my train of thought. }}

[elliej1995]

TAMW your ex who you havent spoken to for 3 years randomly IMs you saying hes back in town. Then after talking to him a few minutes you cant tell if hes flirting with you or not....

[Ain]

That awkward moment when your singing and you think that everybody's gone from the house, then your brother walks by your room and gives you a weird look.

*sigh* Goin' Back to Hogwarts is obviously too long of a song for his mind to comprehend. (With dialogue, its about 9 minutes long... and I can do every part by heart)

[Fengo]

{{@Ain: I love that play! I don't quite know all the words, but it's lovely. And, same Awkward Moment!}}

TAMW The children you're babysitting ask you about your personal life.

{{What the heck are you supposed to say? O.o}}

[~MidnightSong~]

That awkward moment when you’re in the middle of an argument and you realize that you’re wrong.