Things That Amuse You [The Third Thread, for the record.]

[chirp.]

My friend was giving me and my brother a ride home. We were sitting in the back of her Jeep talking about Bumblebee. I was tired so I wasn't really that into the conversation, but this happened:
Me: He's just so...
Friend: ...yellow.
Me: (tired, not really hearing) yeah...with racing stripes...
Friend: He's a camero...
Me: Yup...not a Fiesta...
Friend: Yeah...no one likes Fiestas...
Me: (it clicks in my head what we're talking about) Wait. What?
I don't know why but we fell down laughing so hard.

[ravi]

STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% ON AN EXAM...



I would have given him 100%
Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?
* his last battle

Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
* at the bottom of the page

Q3. River Ravi flows in which state?
* liquid

Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?
* marriage

Q5. What is the main reason for failure?
* exams

Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?
* Lunch & dinner

Q7. What looks like half an apple?
* The other half

Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
* It will simply become wet

Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ?
* No problem, he sleeps at night.

Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
* You will never find an elephant that has only one hand..

Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ?
* Very large hands

Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
* No time at all, the wall is already built.

Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
*Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.

Why does this amuse me so much... xD
They should of gotten 100%. All of these answers are logical.If you can hold that many oranges and apples, you have big hands. Why was that marked wrong? oAo""

[wifi]

STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% ON AN EXAM...



I would have given him 100%
Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?
* his last battle

Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
* at the bottom of the page

Q3. River Ravi flows in which state?
* liquid

Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?
* marriage

Q5. What is the main reason for failure?
* exams

Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?
* Lunch & dinner

Q7. What looks like half an apple?
* The other half

Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
* It will simply become wet

Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ?
* No problem, he sleeps at night.

Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
* You will never find an elephant that has only one hand..

Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ?
* Very large hands

Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
* No time at all, the wall is already built.

Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
*Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.

Why does this amuse me so much... xD
They should of gotten 100%. All of these answers are logical.If you can hold that many oranges and apples, you have big hands. Why was that marked wrong? oAo""

this just made my day. :'D <3

[Metallic Dragon]

STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% ON AN EXAM...



I would have given him 100%
Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?
* his last battle

Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
* at the bottom of the page

Q3. River Ravi flows in which state?
* liquid

Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?
* marriage

Q5. What is the main reason for failure?
* exams

Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?
* Lunch & dinner

Q7. What looks like half an apple?
* The other half

Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
* It will simply become wet

Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ?
* No problem, he sleeps at night.

Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
* You will never find an elephant that has only one hand..

Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ?
* Very large hands

Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
* No time at all, the wall is already built.

Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
*Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.

Why does this amuse me so much... xD
They should of gotten 100%. All of these answers are logical.If you can hold that many oranges and apples, you have big hands. Why was that marked wrong? oAo""

*dies of laughter*

[gingertail98]

The fact that all day I have been home sick. Spent the time listening to Justin Timberlake songs. I don't like Justin Timberlake, what have I been listening too for 8 hours? o3o

[gothic knight]

Sandy is calling me creepy pet names. xD

[Renegade.Starr]

My best friend and I just did the Ice Cream and Cake dance. XDD

[winnie44]

Banished to magic kindergarden with Nightmare Moon. I don't know how to react to this...

started a gang with spike B)

we shall call it ze mustach gang...yeah

LOL. XD

It said That I'll start a gang with rainbow dash. ono Awwww yeahhhh. >n>

Start a business with Pinkie Pie. Heck yeah!

Want some cupcakes girlies?

[Renegade.Starr]

My new (one of) favorite persons: Adam Sandler. My new favorite movie: BILLY MADISON !!

[pudding.]

Rainbow Danger Dash and Pinkie Responsibility Pie. These ponies have weird middle names.