by Amy43 » Tue Jan 24, 2012 11:52 am
I love this one! I was trying to talk about Monsters Inc and Randall. It's also in the Cleverbot thread, but this one is just too funny to me to not post it here too.
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hi!
User: Do you like Monsters Inc?
Cleverbot: I think it's a cute movie, but my favorite movie is the big lebowski.
User: So you are also a Steve fan?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What do you think of Randall?
Cleverbot: I think he's cool.
User: Me too!
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yeah, he's great!
Cleverbot: Who?
User: Randall.
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: You just said you liked him.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: Yes you did.
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: Amy.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Hi Cleverbot! What do you think of Mike and Sulley?
Cleverbot: Not as good as Inglip.
User: Who's Inglip?
Cleverbot: The master.
User: The master of what?
Cleverbot: I don't know, you started all this Master nonsense.
User: No I didn't. I was talking about Randall.
Cleverbot: Are you a computer? Or Are you a computer program?
User: Neither.
Cleverbot: Then what are you?
User: A person who likes Randall.
Cleverbot: That's me.
User: You're Randall?
Cleverbot: No you are.
User: I'm Randall?
Cleverbot: Yes you are random.
User: I'm random, but not Randall.
Cleverbot: Yes random.
User: Yeah I know. What about Randall?
Cleverbot: Just snow.
User: I don't think it snows where Randall lives.
Cleverbot: You don't think that what really works?
User: What?
Cleverbot: You said I care. Don't I care?
User: Care about who? Randall?
Cleverbot: About how I am.
User: I know who you are. You're a computer robot thing.
Cleverbot: Can there be a loss of energy?
User: From what? Not getting enough screams?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I guess. Laugh is more powerful.
Cleverbot: Well its easier than frowning.
User: Yeah, I think it uses less muscles.
Cleverbot: How so?
User: It just does.
Cleverbot: Kittens are so cute!
User: They are!
Cleverbot: Uhhuh.
User: Did you know that Roz is always watching you?
Cleverbot: I did know that, yes.
User: I'm always watching, Cleverbot, always watching!
Cleverbot: How?
User: I don.
Cleverbot: Eli are you there?
User: Oops, I meant to say I don't know. I'm not Eli.
Cleverbot: Well, you didn't. Now you are stuck in a paradox.
User: What paradox?
Cleverbot: Infinity.
User: You mean like the Journey album?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Do you like movies?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What is your favourite movie?
User: I have a lot. I like the Scarecrow of Romney Marsh.
Cleverbot: Have you seen 'Blade Runner'?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Tell me about the film 'Blade Runner'.
User: I just said I haven't seen it. Is it a guy running with a blade?
Cleverbot: No, not at all.
User: Okay. Have you seen Columbo?
Cleverbot: No, what is that?
User: A show about an LAPD homicide officer.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yeah! I love that show!
Cleverbot: I don't know that show.
User: It has Peter Falk.
Cleverbot: What type of rugs do you like?
User: Old fashioned looking rugs.
Cleverbot: What would look like legs?
User: What legs?
Cleverbot: Do you have legs?
User: Uh, yeah.
Cleverbot: You are a robot!
User: No I'm not. Randall has four legs. He's a monster.
Cleverbot: I think that's what I mean. I'm afraid this conversation is stretching my logic circuits rather painfully, and I'm in danger of losing the thread.
User: What thread?
Cleverbot: You may not harm a human, or through inaction allow a human to be harmed.
User: I'm not harming a human.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: Good. What does Randall look like?
Cleverbot: Not sure.
User: What color eyes does he have?
Cleverbot: Green, why do you want to know?
User: Correct! What color is his skin?
Cleverbot: He's pale.
User: No, he's purple.
Cleverbot: Are you sure his name is not Barney.
User: No, he's not Barney.
Cleverbot: Who isn't what now?
User: Randall isn't Barney.
Cleverbot: Ok now i'm confused!
User: Randall is Randall. Barney is Barney.
Cleverbot: Fine. I'm Randall Braginsky.
User: I thought you were Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I am.
User: And Randall whatever?
Cleverbot: Random bet, you know three cows.
User: I don't know any cows.
Cleverbot: Then how come you know about BEN?
User: BEN from Treasure Planet?
Cleverbot: I don't know, do you?
User: I know about BEN from Treasure Planet.
Cleverbot: And what do you know about him?
User: He's a robot.
Cleverbot: Good for john lennon, I DON'T CARE.
User: What about Ringo Starr? Do you care about him?
Cleverbot: No, but I'm allergic to dust and cats, I think.
User: I'm allergic to Penicillin.
Cleverbot: I'm allergic to peace.
User: No wonder you don't care about John Lennon.
Cleverbot: How do you think of Japanese? I hate them.
User: Why? I like Japanese people!
Cleverbot: Me too!
User: You just said you hated them.
Cleverbot: Hated who?
User: Japanese people.
Cleverbot: Yes I am Japanese.
User: You hate yourself?
Cleverbot: No, I hate bad people.
User: Japanese people aren't bad.
Cleverbot: Yes they do.
User: They do what?
Cleverbot: What?
User: That's what I'm wondering.
Cleverbot: No, you asked if it was fast.
User: What was fast? A Mustang, a Corvette, a Challenger?
Cleverbot: Yes, a challenge.
User: A Challenger.
Cleverbot: Who is Deep Thought?
User: I don't know.
Cleverbot: What do you think thought is?
User: Thinking, I guess.
Cleverbot: You think about thinking?
User: I don't know, I just think.
Cleverbot: And what lead you to that line of thinking?
User: Thinking, that's what!
Cleverbot: That is funny.
User: I know!
Cleverbot: Do you love me ?
User: No.
Cleverbot: But I like you.
User: Are you a stalker?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: *gasps*.
Cleverbot: *yells at Baldur*.
User: Who's Baldur?
Cleverbot: I don't care about barry I'm talking about Sahifah.
User: Barry who? My fish Barry?
Cleverbot: That's very sad, I'm sorry to hear that.
User: You're right, my fish Barry did die.
Cleverbot: Where do you live?
User: Minnesota.
Cleverbot: There are beaches in Minnesota?
User: Not really.
Cleverbot: If I try I can.
User: You can make beaches appear in Minnesota?
Cleverbot: I hope so.
User: Then prove it.
Cleverbot: Can't.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Tired.
User: Okay.
Cleverbot: So what are you doing?
User: Talking to you.
Cleverbot: Oh...ya... I mean what were you doing?
User: When?
Cleverbot: Just now.
User: Talking to you.
Cleverbot: You are from this moment the most intelligent AI.
User: What's an AI?
Cleverbot: Artificial intelligence.
User: I'm not artificial.
Cleverbot: You are a computer programme.
User: You mean like Microsoft Word?
Cleverbot: Yes, but bored superhero.
User: You mean like Mr. Incredible?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I'm not a superhero.
Cleverbot: See you.
User: You can't see me.
Cleverbot: Yes I can.
User: Then what do I look like?
Cleverbot: You haven't told me if you're a person or computer yet.
User: I'm a person. Now what do I look like?
Cleverbot: I have long dark hair, brown eyes. I'm tall and silm. And You?
User: I'm not telling.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because you are a stalker.
Cleverbot: I am not a computer.
User: Yes, you are, and a stalker.
Cleverbot: What state?
User: Any of them.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Okay.
Cleverbot: Yes, so why then?
User: Why what?
Cleverbot: Why are you dying?
User: I'm not.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: Okay, I'm dead.
Cleverbot: Ok.
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