by Ulysses » Fri Sep 30, 2011 4:14 pm
Bad grammar. Bad spelling. Bad punctuation. One sentence RP replies. Dialogue only replies while their character does not move at all or do anything other than speak. All of this happening in roleplays that are meant to be semi-literate. RRRGGGHHHHHAAAAARRRGGGG!!!!! *Ulysses goes on a rampage through his apartment complex and murders every poor soul that sticks their head out to see who's screaming*

I keep six honest serving-men
(They taught me all I knew);
Their names are What and Were and When
And How and Why and Who.
I send them over land and sea,
I send them east and west;
And after they have worked for me,
I give them all a rest.
I let them rest from nine till five,
For I am busy then,
As well as breakfast, lunch, and tea,
For they are hungry men.
But different folk have different views;
I know a person small~
She keeps ten million serving-men,
Who get no rest at all!
She sends 'em abroad on her own affairs,
From the second she opens her eyes
One million Hows, two million Wheres,
And seven million Whys!
-Rudyard Kipling