Role Play Rant Thread Redux

[teleport]

I HATE it when the title of the roleplay is ____(Semi Lit RP) and the first post is like this:

july wakled up to hte man an dsaid hi

I've come up across so many of those. They're not always as bad as the above imaginary quote, but you get the idea.

[Rainbow Dash]

I play a gay character in a multi-fandom setting with OCs allowed. He's not a flamboyant waify bishounen prancing around hitting on every boy in sight, he's just a crime scene technician (He's based in the Phoenix Wright fandom) with a long-term partner, a steady job, a modest flat, and a hobby collecting historical medical supplies. He just happens to be gay, it's not his entire identity.

Your character, (let's call him Waif) who is a flamboyant waify bishounen, begins practically hanging all over my crime scene guy (we'll call him Grissom for the lulz.) Grissom gets rather uncomfortable and asks Waif to please stop touching him, you then start telling me OOC that Grissom HAS to get together with Waif (whom he just met) because it would kawaii yaoi desu or something. I say no, Grissom has a partner he's been with for 10 years and he doesn't like to make a big scene about his sexuality, you get all offended and start saying I'm playing yaoi all wrong, basically throwing a tantrum.

Apparently yaoi means having your male character shack up with the first male character that touches him against his will. Who knew.

[exorcism]

e.e
When people bash on me for making my top role-play character (Galaxy) asexual.
So she'll never EVER be in a relationship with anyone.

>:U
Don't hate, you romantic pansies.

[Choco]

When you get on, everybody disappears. When you get off, everybody appears. Why? WHY?! >.<"

[Musical Heartbeat]

There's a person in this RP I'm in whose posts are usually, "He smiled". Holy crud, his cheeks must be hurting now.

[Rainbow Dash]

There's a person in this RP I'm in whose posts are usually, "He smiled". Holy crud, his cheeks must be hurting now.

Ha ha in another RP I'm in there was one person whose character smirked. All the time. Literally every post they would put "-smirks-" at least once. It got to the point me and another person started playing a drinking game when they started posting, one sip for every smirk.

[wickedwolfgirl]

I play a gay character in a multi-fandom setting with OCs allowed. He's not a flamboyant waify bishounen prancing around hitting on every boy in sight, he's just a crime scene technician (He's based in the Phoenix Wright fandom) with a long-term partner, a steady job, a modest flat, and a hobby collecting historical medical supplies. He just happens to be gay, it's not his entire identity.

Your character, (let's call him Waif) who is a flamboyant waify bishounen, begins practically hanging all over my crime scene guy (we'll call him Grissom for the lulz.) Grissom gets rather uncomfortable and asks Waif to please stop touching him, you then start telling me OOC that Grissom HAS to get together with Waif (whom he just met) because it would kawaii yaoi desu or something. I say no, Grissom has a partner he's been with for 10 years and he doesn't like to make a big scene about his sexuality, you get all offended and start saying I'm playing yaoi all wrong, basically throwing a tantrum.

Apparently yaoi means having your male character shack up with the first male character that touches him against his will. Who knew.

I don't get Yaoi, but that is just me. I know more masculine gay people, and definitely feminine gay people. Like you said, they aren't all super flamboyant.

Which brings me to another interesting point.

Fair number of Gay characters.
Lots of bi characters.
Almost no lesbian characters. Ever.

Hm...

[plum]

I don't think i can write a RP post under 500 words anymore. ;o;

I'd switch my illiteracy for your literacy. -grabby hands-
The biggest post I've ever made was only 400 words.

[tide.]

thank you, last night's dream. You gave me a wonderful idea for an r.p.

Now, someone needs to make me get off my butt and actually make it x3

[Trick;]

I play a gay character in a multi-fandom setting with OCs allowed. He's not a flamboyant waify bishounen prancing around hitting on every boy in sight, he's just a crime scene technician (He's based in the Phoenix Wright fandom) with a long-term partner, a steady job, a modest flat, and a hobby collecting historical medical supplies. He just happens to be gay, it's not his entire identity.

Your character, (let's call him Waif) who is a flamboyant waify bishounen, begins practically hanging all over my crime scene guy (we'll call him Grissom for the lulz.) Grissom gets rather uncomfortable and asks Waif to please stop touching him, you then start telling me OOC that Grissom HAS to get together with Waif (whom he just met) because it would kawaii yaoi desu or something. I say no, Grissom has a partner he's been with for 10 years and he doesn't like to make a big scene about his sexuality, you get all offended and start saying I'm playing yaoi all wrong, basically throwing a tantrum.

Apparently yaoi means having your male character shack up with the first male character that touches him against his will. Who knew.

I don't get Yaoi, but that is just me. I know more masculine gay people, and definitely feminine gay people. Like you said, they aren't all super flamboyant.

Which brings me to another interesting point.

Fair number of Gay characters.
Lots of bi characters.
Almost no lesbian characters. Ever.

Hm...

See? This is why I want to make an all-girl boarding school roleplay. /unorginal and lame

Have the sudden urge to make that RP I was talking about a while ago o.e Darnned school gets in the way though.