Role Play Rant Thread Redux

[Trick;]

When people say their characters have natural black hair.
Scientifically, hair cannot, naturally, be black. It might appear black, but it's actually just a very dark brown. You can die it black, but that's not natural.

ffffffff! Please be my best friend. No one I ever tell believes me when I say this! >:U No one in the horse-world understands this concept either. What colour is your horse? Black. ... FFFFFF.
Ahem.
Anyway, what I originally wanted to say was that when I write a paper for school I generally do not want to roleplay afterward... Good thing I just joined another semi-lit roleplay (y)

Sure :D /shot
I've seen some pretty dark horses, but if you look at them in the sun, you can see the brown tint ._. It annoys me.

[SnowStar]

I want to rp, even if my muse is dead. Heck, even a one liner rp will do fine with me.
But nobody is online, I can't find a rp interesting enough to join, and in the Halo rp I have to wait for two people to post before making my reply. -headtodesk-

And if I see one more Warrior rp advertisement in my inbox, I am going to go on a murderous rampage. Bc

[blackoutTaxonomist]

Sure :D /shot
I've seen some pretty dark horses, but if you look at them in the sun, you can see the brown tint ._. It annoys me.

Exactly. And even if some of the hairs are so dark they appear black... It is still brown. If you see one almost-brownish patch then your horse is brown. A single brown hair makes your horse brown. If there is brown around the horse's nose, then the horse is brown. Not black. No one questions the fact that "white" horses don't exist. I mean, unless you count albinos, which are "white", but most horses are grey. Which is also one of the things that drives me nuts about horse roleplays.

If I hear anything more about majestic white stallions I am going to puke 8D. It is the reason I do not roleplay horses. That said, I do sometimes call my two grey horses "the white and the grey one" when I need to explain the difference to stupid people |D

EDIT: I have never gotten a single roleplay advertisement in my inbox. I feel unloved in the roleplaying world... Though I would probably hate on them for life. :'D I'm silly.

[koolkatkoolkat123]

OMG seriously stop with the wolf rules of love, they ruin perfectly good rps

[SnowStar]

OMG seriously stop with the wolf rules of love, they ruin perfectly good rps

Thiiis!

I can't stand the wolf talk, or wolf rules of love. I won't even join ones with those now, because the last one I was in they completely ignored those so called rules, and ignored people who actually tried to use them.

[koolkatkoolkat123]

OMG seriously stop with the wolf rules of love, they ruin perfectly good rps

Thiiis!

I can't stand the wolf talk, or wolf rules of love. I won't even join ones with those now, because the last one I was in they completely ignored those so called rules, and ignored people who actually tried to use them.

I know they don't need to use them and the ones that are like Female gives male grass bracelet, for goodness sake wolves can't use their paws to make BRACELETS

I once saw a wolf who lived by making armour

[HydraTriangle]

I can't stand the wolf talk,

I can't stand the wolf talk,

THISTHISTHISTHIS
I am sooo annoyed with all these animal "terms" right now. It's not just even wolves anymore...

[spiff]

I'm not a big fan of how unrealistic people have made wolves (which is why I get annoyed when I see the characters I made a year or even a couple months ago). I'm fine with unnatural markings/colors and powers when they are allowed, but a few roleplays I joined had wolves who played instruments. I knew the players, they're nice, and they're good, but it was really hard to ignore that. I mean, I've already gone a little out of my way to give my characters some accessories and even made a blacksmith (hypocritical, I know >.<) just for the heck of it, but I can't help but feel a little irked when I see wolf paws behaving like human hands. Sometimes all that stuff is cool, but unfortunately, I find that it's usually overdone.

[<>Diamond<>]

when people blame purple eyes on a fake thing called "Alexandria's Genesis".

[blackoutTaxonomist]

All the horrible things about wolves described above would actually make an excellent roleplay... If you had some talented members. Obviously the wolves are unnatural, but... It would be fun to roleplay a wolf like that if the roleplay was meant for it. I guess you call those werewolves or whatever, though... I prefer my traditional blood and gore, half-man-half-wolf crazy guy. Twilight ruined that for me ;___;