Role Play Rant Thread Redux

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Re: Role Play Rant Thread Redux

Postby <>Diamond<> » Fri Nov 18, 2011 12:47 am

Someone please tell me the flaws in this fourm:

Name:Sapheara Ravenclaw
Gender:Female
Age:13
Blood Status:pure-blood
Family:Lupin-father, Gwenn Ravenclaw(last descendant of Rowena Ravenclaw)-mother
Boggart:Spiders
Wand:Japenese Maple and Dragon Heartstring, 12 inches, non-bendy
Patronus:Dragon
House:Gryffindor
Looks:Purple eyes, Raven Black hair and porcelan skin
Pet:White Barn Owl named Spirit


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Re: Role Play Rant Thread Redux

Postby wickedwolfgirl » Fri Nov 18, 2011 1:03 am

Wolf of the Moon wrote:Someone please tell me the flaws in this fourm:

Name:Sapheara Ravenclaw
Gender:Female
Age:13
Blood Status:pure-blood
Family:Lupin-father, Gwenn Ravenclaw(last descendant of Rowena Ravenclaw)-mother
Boggart:Spiders
Wand:Japenese Maple and Dragon Heartstring, 12 inches, non-bendy
Patronus:Dragon
House:Gryffindor
Looks:Purple eyes, Raven Black hair and porcelan skin
Pet:White Barn Owl named Spirit


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Everything. Every little thing is wrong with this picture.
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Who is the lamb and who is the knife?
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Re: Role Play Rant Thread Redux

Postby Official-Enjolras » Fri Nov 18, 2011 1:09 am

wickedwolfgirl wrote:
Wolf of the Moon wrote:Someone please tell me the flaws in this fourm:

Name:Sapheara Ravenclaw
Gender:Female
Age:13
Blood Status:pure-blood
Family:Lupin-father, Gwenn Ravenclaw(last descendant of Rowena Ravenclaw)-mother
Boggart:Spiders
Wand:Japenese Maple and Dragon Heartstring, 12 inches, non-bendy
Patronus:Dragon
House:Gryffindor
Looks:Purple eyes, Raven Black hair and porcelan skin
Pet:White Barn Owl named Spirit


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Everything. Every little thing is wrong with this picture.

What! What? It shows she knows nothing! Lupin is a werewolf, can't be the last desendent of Ravenclaw with the last name because there is a huge chance with all those thousands of the years that at least it was change by marrage, Lupin is dead, your patronous cannot be a dragon, and I don't think you can have a Japenese Maple and Dragon Heart string wand. No only will you probrably not get accepted, but it shows you have not read any of the books or read the movies, therefore you are dismissed.
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Re: Role Play Rant Thread Redux

Postby SunnyJustice » Fri Nov 18, 2011 1:13 am

Wolf of the Moon wrote:Someone please tell me the flaws in this fourm:

Name:Sapheara Ravenclaw
Gender:Female
Age:13
Blood Status:pure-blood
Family:Lupin-father, Gwenn Ravenclaw(last descendant of Rowena Ravenclaw)-mother
Boggart:Spiders
Wand:Japenese Maple and Dragon Heartstring, 12 inches, non-bendy
Patronus:Dragon
House:Gryffindor
Looks:Purple eyes, Raven Black hair and porcelan skin
Pet:White Barn Owl named Spirit


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WHAT THE HECK
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Re: Role Play Rant Thread Redux

Postby MoonheartTheWarrior » Fri Nov 18, 2011 1:23 am

Hooray, everyone's near my injured bird, including the bird who attacked her. So much room to reply and have a decent sized reply, but I have no idea what to write... And person, you have an eagle, not a dinosoar. I believe raptors where dinosoars, if I remember a field trip we had to a fossil museum a few years ago... Stop saying "raptor" and "6 foot long wings", please. It's a bit annoying. You said "raptor" about 6 times in your paragraph.
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Re: Role Play Rant Thread Redux

Postby wickedwolfgirl » Fri Nov 18, 2011 1:24 am

MoonheartTheWarrior wrote:
Hooray, everyone's near my injured bird, including the bird who attacked her. So much room to reply and have a decent sized reply, but I have no idea what to write... And person, you have an eagle, not a dinosoar. I believe raptors where dinosoars, if I remember a field trip we had to a fossil museum a few years ago... Stop saying "raptor" and "6 foot long wings", please. It's a bit annoying. You said "raptor" about 6 times in your paragraph.

Raptor is another name for a predatory bird though.
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Re: Role Play Rant Thread Redux

Postby <>Diamond<> » Fri Nov 18, 2011 3:28 am

Zombie Lover <3 wrote:
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Everything. Every little thing is wrong with this picture.[/quote]
What! What? It shows she knows nothing! Lupin is a werewolf, can't be the last desendent of Ravenclaw with the last name because there is a huge chance with all those thousands of the years that at least it was change by marrage, Lupin is dead, your patronous cannot be a dragon, and I don't think you can have a Japenese Maple and Dragon Heart string wand. No only will you probrably not get accepted, but it shows you have not read any of the books or read the movies, therefore you are dismissed.
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One little thing you missed: Her being the last descendent and no one else being one of the founders is technically a mary-sue in some way. Also she has purple eyes. PURPLE.EYES.
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Re: Role Play Rant Thread Redux

Postby Trick; » Fri Nov 18, 2011 7:44 am

When people say their characters have natural black hair.
Scientifically, hair cannot, naturally, be black. It might appear black, but it's actually just a very dark brown. You can die it black, but that's not natural.
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Re: Role Play Rant Thread Redux

Postby steadyasthestars » Fri Nov 18, 2011 7:47 am

When I went to check if my 1x1 role-play partner had posted, I saw she was online. I thought *Yay! She's finally going to post!* Guess what? Nope. And she was online for quite a long time too. ¬_¬
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Re: Role Play Rant Thread Redux

Postby blackoutTaxonomist » Fri Nov 18, 2011 8:29 am

AlexGateau wrote:When people say their characters have natural black hair.
Scientifically, hair cannot, naturally, be black. It might appear black, but it's actually just a very dark brown. You can die it black, but that's not natural.


ffffffff! Please be my best friend. No one I ever tell believes me when I say this! >:U No one in the horse-world understands this concept either. What colour is your horse? Black. ... FFFFFF.
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