Role Play Rant Thread Redux

[<>Diamond<>]

Someone please tell me the flaws in this fourm:

Name:Sapheara Ravenclaw
Gender:Female
Age:13
Blood Status:pure-blood
Family:Lupin-father, Gwenn Ravenclaw(last descendant of Rowena Ravenclaw)-mother
Boggart:Spiders
Wand:Japenese Maple and Dragon Heartstring, 12 inches, non-bendy
Patronus:Dragon
House:Gryffindor
Looks:Purple eyes, Raven Black hair and porcelan skin
Pet:White Barn Owl named Spirit

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[wickedwolfgirl]

Someone please tell me the flaws in this fourm:

Name:Sapheara Ravenclaw
Gender:Female
Age:13
Blood Status:pure-blood
Family:Lupin-father, Gwenn Ravenclaw(last descendant of Rowena Ravenclaw)-mother
Boggart:Spiders
Wand:Japenese Maple and Dragon Heartstring, 12 inches, non-bendy
Patronus:Dragon
House:Gryffindor
Looks:Purple eyes, Raven Black hair and porcelan skin
Pet:White Barn Owl named Spirit

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Everything. Every little thing is wrong with this picture.

[Official-Enjolras]

Someone please tell me the flaws in this fourm:

Name:Sapheara Ravenclaw
Gender:Female
Age:13
Blood Status:pure-blood
Family:Lupin-father, Gwenn Ravenclaw(last descendant of Rowena Ravenclaw)-mother
Boggart:Spiders
Wand:Japenese Maple and Dragon Heartstring, 12 inches, non-bendy
Patronus:Dragon
House:Gryffindor
Looks:Purple eyes, Raven Black hair and porcelan skin
Pet:White Barn Owl named Spirit

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Everything. Every little thing is wrong with this picture.

What! What? It shows she knows nothing! Lupin is a werewolf, can't be the last desendent of Ravenclaw with the last name because there is a huge chance with all those thousands of the years that at least it was change by marrage, Lupin is dead, your patronous cannot be a dragon, and I don't think you can have a Japenese Maple and Dragon Heart string wand. No only will you probrably not get accepted, but it shows you have not read any of the books or read the movies, therefore you are dismissed.

[SunnyJustice]

Someone please tell me the flaws in this fourm:

Name:Sapheara Ravenclaw
Gender:Female
Age:13
Blood Status:pure-blood
Family:Lupin-father, Gwenn Ravenclaw(last descendant of Rowena Ravenclaw)-mother
Boggart:Spiders
Wand:Japenese Maple and Dragon Heartstring, 12 inches, non-bendy
Patronus:Dragon
House:Gryffindor
Looks:Purple eyes, Raven Black hair and porcelan skin
Pet:White Barn Owl named Spirit

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WHAT THE HECK

[MoonheartTheWarrior]

Hooray, everyone's near my injured bird, including the bird who attacked her. So much room to reply and have a decent sized reply, but I have no idea what to write... And person, you have an eagle, not a dinosoar. I believe raptors where dinosoars, if I remember a field trip we had to a fossil museum a few years ago... Stop saying "raptor" and "6 foot long wings", please. It's a bit annoying. You said "raptor" about 6 times in your paragraph.

[wickedwolfgirl]

Hooray, everyone's near my injured bird, including the bird who attacked her. So much room to reply and have a decent sized reply, but I have no idea what to write... And person, you have an eagle, not a dinosoar. I believe raptors where dinosoars, if I remember a field trip we had to a fossil museum a few years ago... Stop saying "raptor" and "6 foot long wings", please. It's a bit annoying. You said "raptor" about 6 times in your paragraph.

Raptor is another name for a predatory bird though.

[<>Diamond<>]

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Everything. Every little thing is wrong with this picture.[/quote]

What! What? It shows she knows nothing! Lupin is a werewolf, can't be the last desendent of Ravenclaw with the last name because there is a huge chance with all those thousands of the years that at least it was change by marrage, Lupin is dead, your patronous cannot be a dragon, and I don't think you can have a Japenese Maple and Dragon Heart string wand. No only will you probrably not get accepted, but it shows you have not read any of the books or read the movies, therefore you are dismissed.

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One little thing you missed: Her being the last descendent and no one else being one of the founders is technically a mary-sue in some way. Also she has purple eyes. PURPLE.EYES.

[Trick;]

When people say their characters have natural black hair.
Scientifically, hair cannot, naturally, be black. It might appear black, but it's actually just a very dark brown. You can die it black, but that's not natural.

[steadyasthestars]

When I went to check if my 1x1 role-play partner had posted, I saw she was online. I thought *Yay! She's finally going to post!* Guess what? Nope. And she was online for quite a long time too. ¬_¬

[blackoutTaxonomist]

When people say their characters have natural black hair.
Scientifically, hair cannot, naturally, be black. It might appear black, but it's actually just a very dark brown. You can die it black, but that's not natural.

ffffffff! Please be my best friend. No one I ever tell believes me when I say this! >:U No one in the horse-world understands this concept either. What colour is your horse? Black. ... FFFFFF.
Ahem.
Anyway, what I originally wanted to say was that when I write a paper for school I generally do not want to roleplay afterward... Good thing I just joined another semi-lit roleplay (y)