What was the weirdest nickname you ever had?

[☣DeadRabbitHopes☣]

We've all had at least one nickname in our lives, right? People call me Kay, Wolfy, Kiba... those are cool, right? But then there are a few nicknames that I've gotten like Chickie, Kangaroo and Kookoopooh... and they are just... odd....
So tell me! What was the weirdest nickname you have ever had? And if its possible, explain why you were given it!

[N/A]

Cogs xD It was a leftover nickname from when I played Cogsworth in a production of Beauty and the Beast.

[My.Immortal]

My name starts with a "T" so I got "Tee", "T-Bone", "Beau", "Beau Beau" "Princess" and "Carly". Don't even ask 'bout the last one. It is really annoying when my mom says in the middle of a store T-Bone, come here! I am like @.@ Or when my cousins are like "We ate you for dinner last night lolololol". Someone actually said that too. It was sad. Anyway, that's all my nicknames!

I also have "Principacia" (Like princess in Italian...), and "Rolo".

[Cane]

Mrs.skinny bottoms..........>:U stop looking at me!

[☣DeadRabbitHopes☣]

haha, I nicknamed my friend Peach Fuzz, because his hair was all fuzzy!!! and then, after he put on a burger king hat, it was changed into Princess Peach Fuzz!!!

[abney]

My brother's best friend put 'Koala Man' on his phone for when he gets a text or call from him. Even his friend doesn't remember why he gave him that nickname XD
My best friend got the nickname 'Truck Driver' when she went on a yearly horseback riding camp 2 years ago because how how much food she consumed. (everyone is given a nickname and they have to call eachother by it for a week)! I can't wait for what nickname I'll get when I go

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I'd rather not say. It might not be allowed. xD

[Huffy-The-Squid]

My nicknames:
Kayla
Kaylabug
Kaylapup
Kaylala
Lala
Smarties
and Skittles

[plum]

'Penguin' and 'the most evil thing I've ever seen'
Don't ask.

[รиσω ฬнιтє ןєωєℓѕ]

Mine are as follows:
Juliiy - given by a friend
Loveshack ((like, after the movie or something... I don't even know what it is O.o )) My 6th grade teacher gave his favorite students a nickname... Oh lucky me XD