Toddlers And Tiaras.
Okay, I can understand if your child is older - like, 10 or something - and they want to do beauty pageants.
(Well, not really; I hate getting dressed up. But you get my point.)
But seriously? Putting a six-year-old in some little skimpy outfit, getting them a fake tan, fake nails and make up, and then making them wink and wave to the judges?
What.
The.
CABBAGE.
Okay, I can understand if your child is older - like, 10 or something - and they want to do beauty pageants.
(Well, not really; I hate getting dressed up. But you get my point.)
But seriously? Putting a six-year-old in some little skimpy outfit, getting them a fake tan, fake nails and make up, and then making them wink and wave to the judges?
What.
The.
CABBAGE.











