




Oddiquarium wrote:Okay, so my period started today and I was really really tired. During Enrichment, I was sitting with my face on my backpack half-asleep. I'm almost completely unconscious. You know that feeling you get when you're being watched? I had that. So I open my eyes and my friend Glory is sitting there, staring at me with the most innocent expression. Her face is about five inches from mine. Now she's awesome because that innocent expression also qualifies as the following expressions: Clueless, spacing out, hyper, and innocent. I cannot look at that expression without laughing my ass off. But I'm tired and I hate everything so I just kind of stare back. I look over and I realize she's got some lined paper and a pencil. I look to see what she wrote, and it goes something like this:
"Subject snores."
"Subject's eye twitches. Dreaming?"
"Subject mutters something. Definetely dreaming."
"Subject sneezes."
"Subject wakes up."
"Subject moody."
"Subject feels just peachy when asked."
"Subject thinks I need a life."
"Subject is hypocrite."
It goes on and on.
So I go back to sleep and I'm all, "blargh". Then Glory does her "Five inches from face, waits for Subject to get that feeling that it is being watched, retains innocent look when Subject screams and falls out of chair, calmly scribbles in notes on Subject" routine. I pick myself up off the floor and look around. She got the *whole class* to do it. Even the TEACHER--there's notes of what I'm doing on the board!
Everyone's staring at me with the same expression Glory has, But I'm tired and moody and I go,
"Man, we sure shouldn't go back to our school work. You never know, I might do something interesting--like scratch my nose."
It was awesome.

Oddiquarium wrote:Okay, so my period started today and I was really really tired. During Enrichment, I was sitting with my face on my backpack half-asleep. I'm almost completely unconscious. You know that feeling you get when you're being watched? I had that. So I open my eyes and my friend Glory is sitting there, staring at me with the most innocent expression. Her face is about five inches from mine. Now she's awesome because that innocent expression also qualifies as the following expressions: Clueless, spacing out, hyper, and innocent. I cannot look at that expression without laughing my ass off. But I'm tired and I hate everything so I just kind of stare back. I look over and I realize she's got some lined paper and a pencil. I look to see what she wrote, and it goes something like this:
"Subject snores."
"Subject's eye twitches. Dreaming?"
"Subject mutters something. Definetely dreaming."
"Subject sneezes."
"Subject wakes up."
"Subject moody."
"Subject feels just peachy when asked."
"Subject thinks I need a life."
"Subject is hypocrite."
It goes on and on.
So I go back to sleep and I'm all, "blargh". Then Glory does her "Five inches from face, waits for Subject to get that feeling that it is being watched, retains innocent look when Subject screams and falls out of chair, calmly scribbles in notes on Subject" routine. I pick myself up off the floor and look around. She got the *whole class* to do it. Even the TEACHER--there's notes of what I'm doing on the board!
Everyone's staring at me with the same expression Glory has, But I'm tired and moody and I go,
"Man, we sure shouldn't go back to our school work. You never know, I might do something interesting--like scratch my nose."
It was awesome.


Wittington wrote:Tomorrow. Shopping. Getting a lumberjack shirt, man. That's my nickname.
We-we we so es'cited!





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