Things That Amuse You [The Second Thread, for the record.]

[DJD⋆Leader]

(For all you Homestuck Fans.)
My mom got me a bucket for trick or treating.
Who does she think I am?
xD

There is something seriously wrong with your mom lusus. XD

...What I just said is amusing. :33

[My.Immortal]

My friend and I were laying on her bed at summer camp.
Friend: So...what do you want to talk about?
Both of us: BOYS!

It was the best! <33


I was at the fair last year and a carny started yelling at me because I put down the safety bar. xD

[greedling]

Oh my gosh. |D

[exorcism]

|D
Three of my friends and I were tied to a tree today with a jump-rope during recess.
The whole time we were yelling: "SAVE THE TREE. EVEN THOUGH IT'S NOT GOING ANYWHERE."
Then people looked at us like we were crazy, and then yelled: "HEY, YOU. YES, YOU. GET OVER HERE AND TIE YOURSELF TO THE TRE. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO."
Then this kid [who was also our friend] hugged the tree, and we yelled: "IT DOESN'T WANT YOU."
And it was funny. |D

[flufferpie]

Me: You and your brother are like twins.
Friend: Nooo!
Me: {Thinking: Perfect time.} Well I have a huge crush on him and think he's cute.
Her: Wha- Oh, I'm cute, why thanks.

:3

[faraday]

Fluttershy yay song... so.... beautiful</3

I can't post the link, because the title is not appropriate. The song is not, but the title is. D': Magical song is magical. So much.

EDIT: ohmygosh omygosh ohmygosh ohmygosh http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t38DPnkD ... re=related My two favorite things.... combined</////333333

[zzz]

Fluttershy yay song... so.... beautiful</3

I can't post the link, because the title is not appropriate. The song is not, but the title is. D': Magical song is magical. So much.

Avast Fluttershy's...you know? It's such a wonderful song. I have it on my iPod. 8D

[Zone0Neko]

I saw something on a siggy that said:

I SCREAM,YOU SCREAM,WE ALL SCREAM FOR STARSCREAM!!!!!

|D HILARIOUS

[Never & Rush]

Church- "Hey. Big alien. Is your name Honkhonk?"
Alien- "..Blarg."
Church- "Wait a second, I think blarg means yes. Alien, does blarg mean yes?"
Alien- "Blarg."
Church- "Holy s***! Blarg means yes! He just said yes, blarg means yes! I speak alien!"
Tex- "Yeah...Unless blarg means no. In which case, he just said no. Blarg does not mean yes."
Church- "What, no way. Hey alien, am I right?"
Alien- "Blarg."
Church- "Haha, see? wth do you know!?"

I love this show so much. ouo <33

[A.Contradictory.Sort]

This made me lol xD
FATHER LONG LEGS.

:D

~Psy