I guess this thread is getting full? Lock Please.

[dooze]

My dear dog Winston Milo. I love you to death but you have to stop snuggling so I can get to bed. You're much too big.

Hunger Games: You're as addictive as pickles and chocolate (Not together though) and it took me 20 minutes to read 14 pages. May I remind myself I am a fast reader?

[Devilish]

Dear anonymous guy from school,

Stop texting me and trying to guess who I'm crushing on. I mean, I've been nice and replied, I've given you pretty obvious hints. I'm being nice, now GO AWAY. Why do you even care anyway? /Eyebrow raise

But what annoys me is that you think Michael Jordan is a tennis player. Seriously, anonymous guy? Seriously? 3:< Seriously, get off the computer and go read a book. (/Says the person who's always on a computer)

-eyes sizzle and burn-
your writing color burns, man. e_e -shields eyes-

[Begonia]

Dear anonymous guy from school,

Stop texting me and trying to guess who I'm crushing on. I mean, I've been nice and replied, I've given you pretty obvious hints. I'm being nice, now GO AWAY. Why do you even care anyway? /Eyebrow raise

But what annoys me is that you think Michael Jordan is a tennis player. Seriously, anonymous guy? Seriously? 3:< Seriously, get off the computer and go read a book. (/Says the person who's always on a computer)

-eyes sizzle and burn-
your writing color burns, man. e_e -shields eyes-

I KNEW IT! D:<

/Goes off to find a better color

[HeartOfCoal]

Annoyance 1: I can't decide where to take my story from here.

Annoyance 2: I really need to draw these two drawings that I have in my head, but I'm obsessing to much over my story to take the time and draw them out.

[Paranoid Ragdoll™]

Bro, when a shirt has more holes than a chuck of swiss cheese, it's time to get rid of it.

/continues to fold clothes/

[the d]

I'm pissed off at the fact that I don't have a best friend. D:

[A.Contradictory.Sort]

I'm pissed off at the fact that I don't have a best friend. D:

This.^
'Cept, I have a guy best friend. I just really wish I had a girl best friend, ;_;

[exorcism]

Annoyance #1: My computer friend slipped up and accidently told everyone who I computer-hated. I'm not sure if the person I hated was in the chat. Now I'm scared that when he/she comes back on they'll be mad. e.e

Annoyance # 2: Everyone died on a chat I'm in.

[HeartOfCoal]

I'm pissed off at the fact that I don't have a best friend. D:

This. All the people I seem to make friends with turn out to be emotional basket cases.

[Selcouth]

I love candles, but I hate putting them out. ._.;
-coughs-
I need some kind of candle snuffer, instead of just using an old measuring cup.