Role Play Rant Thread V.3 RULE UPDATE

[Kites]

I really, really want to rant about all the n00b roleplayers on CS, but just recently I went back and looked at my own first few posts and roleplays.
*Shudders*
I'll never complain about n00bs again.

I know right??? I feel exactly the same way. DX

Wolves of the Night! Ahhh, good times.
It was a bit...eventful.

[Trick;]

Okay, my first ever post and Form...The whole thing sucks, fyi:

Is this good?

Username: AlexGateau
Name: Alexandria Gateau (i use this name for all my Rps...)
Nickname: Alex, Echo
Gender: Female
Species/ability: Can distort sound vibrations. (Say, like someone trying to talk but no one can hear them because she erased it. Or making the voice extremly high pitched, like a scream.)
Age: 17
personality: Anger management- Not under control. Gets mad quickly, and takes a lot to cool her down. Actually very kind to friends and family. Punk-rocker style.
Description:

RP pic.jpg

History: Abused as child, abandoned by parents and picked up by social services. Ran away from them in fear of them finding out about her powers, and went to live with a friend. The friend died 3 years ago, but the family let her stay there. They don't know, no one does.
Siblings:N/A
Dorm number: I don't know...37?!
Dorm looks:

image_apartment_room_double_2.jpg

(There is a desk, you just can't see it)
Other:When she gets angry, her voice goes higher in pitch. Can actually rupture eardrums with pitch, and has done it before. DOES NOT want to do it again. Extremely OCD.

Alexandria walks towards the buildings, checking everything out. She sees a few people moving about, but she does not recognize anyone.
A gust of strikes her, and her anger flares. Her black ruffled skirt goes up, along with her black rise-against concert T-shirt, and she has to hold them down. She can only guess that someone here did it, but she has no clue.
She starts walking again, eyeing the people around her, muttering.
(Thats a good start... i guess?)

God I was a noob!
Must...stop...complaining about noobs...

[Harpy•]

I really, really want to rant about all the n00b roleplayers on CS, but just recently I went back and looked at my own first few posts and roleplays.
*Shudders*
I'll never complain about n00bs again.

I know right??? I feel exactly the same way. DX

Wolves of the Night! Ahhh, good times.
It was a bit...eventful.

Oh my dear God, i remember that. DXDXDX *cringes* It was WAYYY too eventful. xD

[ᴶᴼᴷᴱᴿ ♀]

I'm pretty sure everyone in my new RP is more literate then me.. I feel so inadequate compared to them x.x

[t i r e d.]

I'm pretty sure everyone in my new RP is more literate then me.. I feel so inadequate compared to them x.x

I know the feeling. Except...It's my rp

[Kisiel]

It's only been two days since the last post in a certain oneXone of mine, but I'm really tempted to use the bump button, even though I know it will probably annoy my partner.

Muse, why do you have to pest me to reply to those roleplays that I can't...?
*eyetwitch*

[ᴶᴼᴷᴱᴿ ♀]

I'm pretty sure everyone in my new RP is more literate then me.. I feel so inadequate compared to them x.x

I know the feeling. Except...It's my rp

It's my RP as well..

[Trick;]

It's only been two days since the last post in a certain oneXone of mine, but I'm really tempted to use the bump button, even though I know it will probably annoy my partner.

Muse, why do you have to pest me to reply to those roleplays that I can't...?
*eyetwitch*

Two days? I think that's a good time to bump it.

[saint.EXE]

Mary-Sue Cat nodded at Dog, and he barked, loudly. Some foxes and about 10 dogs came to their side, teeth baring and growling and snarling and said "Deputy cat, you have been elected deputy on mistake. We shall pick off Meowclan one by one" and Mary-Sue Cat laughed "Attack these clan cats, and make sure you give Cat-who-is-defending-deputy, the "Special attack". The dogs lunged at the cats and Mary-Sue Cat smirked with Gary-Stu Cat. Mary-Sue Cat snuck her way over to Deputy Cat and hissed "You shall fall, if not now,later" and then slashed down her face.

Wow. Laaasssttt strike. These people had their cats all against the current deputy of the clan, who hadn't done ANYTHING wrong at all and someone wanted to take over. Seriously?

EDIT:
This is what I said to them.

(Um. I believe that is GREATLY unfair and Mary-Sue-ish. Cats and dogs are never friends in the clan world, and neither are dogs and foxes. 10 dogs and some foxes is EXTREMLEY unfair to the other side, and if this kind of stuff is happening, you have to talk it over with the owner. There was even a vote for who would be deputy, and it was fair.)

[t i r e d.]

I'm pretty sure everyone in my new RP is more literate then me.. I feel so inadequate compared to them x.x

I know the feeling. Except...It's my rp

It's my RP as well..

D: We should make a club. Rant: I've been roleplaying around 5-6 years, on here and on howrse, but people that have been roleplaying for 3 years write like, a million paragraphs per post. WTH?