...oh dear.
I talk way to loud, and I may seem slightly normal on the computer, but when I talk, I talk exactly like this:
"Really? Oh, did you know sea salt comes from the ocean, and it also comes from, like, um, the ground?! But the salt from the ground is like, better, because it has all of these like, minerals. There is also salt that's pink, and brown, and like, black, and did I tell you about what I saw in Hawaii? Well, we were like, snorkling in like, Hanauma Bay, and like, we were leaving, and...{ect, ect}".
I guess I'm also a bit violent, always threatening to throw people in front of a speeding train and such.