by axolotls » Sat Oct 29, 2011 3:49 pm
Dear ____________,
I honestly don't care anymore. You are never here for me. I sit here and listen (well, read. internet friends woo) to you talk for ages. You complain about your crush and people crushing on you and your friends and you talk about your dog and horse and baby brother and you tell me random facts about you ('my new favorite color is blue!' 'I like turtles!' etc), and yet you never ask about me.
But when I try to edge in something about me, you give a simple 'oh' and then go back to giggling over your crush.
Remember way back in March when my great grandma died, two days before her 100th birthday? Remember when I told you, and you gave a simple 'sorry. omg i have a spelling bee tomorrow im so nervous!!!!!'? Remember when your DOG died a few years ago, and I helped you through it for three weeks? I didn't even need you to cry with me. In fact, I would prefer that you didn't. But I still was expecting more than you being so self-centered that you couldn't even take the time to say more than 'sorry'.
Remember all those times I listened to you sob over your crush not liking you, your best friend being mean, you not knowing who to crush on, your new crush still not liking you, and your old crush still not liking you? All of which I listened to you cry over for two week periods at a time? Now why aren't you ever here for me?
Also, your RPGs suck and so do your characters. 'Orphan High School'. Are you kidding me? But I have to RP with you anyway, because you beg me to and I try to be a good friend. All your characters are Mary Sues. Head cheerleader, loaded with money, can sense when things are going wrong, AND a deep dark past? Hm.
It's true that I did leave you in March until August. Those months without you were great. But I still came back, although I don't remember why. I want to leave you again, but... I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
But no, really, thanks for asking me how I am. It's not like I've had a good past two days, a bad two days before that, and need a hug right now for other reasons. I don't need you to ask me at all.
I guess I could just interrupt your pointless facts about you spree to talk about me, but for what? For a 'oh' until you talk about yourself again? I'll just wait until you are offering some sort of moment to listen until I talk to you.
Fun fact: I've made better friends on tumblr than you have been in the three or whatever years I've known you. They actually talk to me.
So.
Bye I guess.
-Peter Pan
(oh my god that felt so good to write wow)