Write a Letter You Cannot Send

[aphamerica]

Dear Josh Hutcherson,

Stop being so handsome, okay?
Stop it. ;u;

love,
Silverspirit

Dear Person I don't know,

That sounded a lot like something my sister would say XD
It's too bad, her wall is just covered in posters of him...
But his jaw...Why is it so square? Is weird...

Sincerely,
A random person your probably don't know with a sister who is seriously obsessed with Josh Hutcherson and The Hunger Games

Your sister sounds a lot like me! lol

[Moceanu]

Dear H,
I saw.
And I can see there's something wrong..
But you won't let me help.
Just, go home.

[sweet tea]

dear facebook friend,

can't you tell that i really don't like you? you steal my man and then you actually think i'm okay with it? whatever. you think you are so cool, but there are so many bad things about you. your parents included. really, when i say "i wish the best of you two" i mean, "i want to kill you for this."

still faking liking you,
{insert name here}

[anchor QUITTING]

Boy, I have fallen for you.

I love your hair and face, your crooked grin. Your amazing sense of humor, your quiet personality. You have the most gorgeous eyes, too; a blondie with blue eyes? And the wasy your hair is always in a quiff? LOVE. I used to call you Flippy because of the way you flipper your hair all the time. I had to pretend to hate you so my friends wouldn't tease me or tell you. You're an amazing person. But there's one problem.

I'm too ugly for you.

[sweet tea]

dear wifey,

i now have a sister wife. don't worry, she will not replace you. c: we are called that because we both agreed that we will share the boys and that they could have both of us as their wives. except for tom. tom daley, he's mine. so don't be concerned, i love her differently than i love you. c:

love,
vector

[just'marley]

Dear Archive,

So.. I saw a picture of a piece of cheese as a pet. Why do you have to make it so hard to find?? ono

~Mouse.

[Zeee]

dear sister wife,

i don't think so.
be nice, share tom with me!
:c /sad sister wife is sad

- sister wife

[sweet tea]

dear sister wife,

fine. but he might just love me moar. :3

love,
your sister wifey.

[Zeee]

dear tom daley,

be fair.
love us equal.

- satellite.

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dear sister wife,

hahaha okay. wait wut
nooo...
gah fine. then one of our other five husbands might have to love me more,
to make it fair.

/evil laugh

- sister wife

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dear vector/sister wife again,

you totally made my day ;w;
i felt a little bit down but your pms
are really boosting my mood up, little by little
keep being hilarious, sister wifey

- sister wife

[sweet tea]

dear tom,

you know who you love most. c; ME.

love,
vector




dear sister wifey,

no. fine. i will let zayn love you moar... i love him too much to keep him all by myself... ;w; and awwh! but i think i have problems... DERP. maybe ADHD with a case of SUPERMADHYPERFREAKORAINBOWUNICORNSLOLLIPOPPONIESIRISH disorder...

love,

your sister wife