Write a Letter You Cannot Send

[sarcasteil]

To: Black-kat@chickensmoothie.com
From: Ciel Phantomhive@chickensmoothie.com
Re: iPhone

Why did you have to take the screen protector off you dumb***?! It was hard putting it on! I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. x2594378537

[lonely lover]

Dear Myself,
Please continue to be happy. You've been so happy. Don't let that get your spirits down. You're getting better. It'll be okay. Everything will. He still loves you. He really does. Just trust me.
-Myself

[Roonil Wazlib]

Dear world,
Stop hating on everyone. Everyone deserves to be loved. People are good and bad. No human is totally evil. No human is totally good. Everyone has people who will love them and people who will hate them. Just deal with it.
Sincerely,
Me

[`Hypnotic]

Dear ZB,
I wish you would like me, because I like you. If you would like me, I would like you. I wish I could send this and really find out, if you hate my guts, or love my self. Out with the old, in with the new, I know you'll turn me down if I ask about you, so I'll keep my distance and pray that self-absorbed freak of girl gets away from you, before she meets the wrath of my fondue.
xoxo
Hyp.

[denji3884]

Dear me,

They say C is going down the wrong path. It’s not C, even if she kissed that boy. Your going farther down that path, and you know what? Something is going to hurt you down that path. Maybe even R, you love R.

Sincerely, though with sadness,

Yourself.

[Clifford]

Dear person,

Come back online already. I've been waiting for your response to a trade all day, and right now I really want to go to sleep. But, if I go to sleep, you'll then log on. I know you will because the last three times I've traded with you, you've logged on when I was asleep.

I really want your pet. It would really make my day if I got it.

Signed,
I can only stay up so long..

This so much -_-

[autumnsoundtrack]

Dear so-called friend,

Why are you even my friend? Oh right, because you can't detach yourself from me for even one measly second. I walk through the gates, and your screaming my name and running towards me. I don't like clingy friends, and you know that it's my pet peeve. -.- Also, nobody likes a Debbie-Downer, especially one who acts hopeful and excited over something just to get you down a second after. I know that the guy I like is way out of my league, and yes, I have told you before not to make a loud coughing noise whenever he walk by, but there is no reason to do such and then just blandly say "oh sorry" without a care! If you were my friend, you'd respect my askings, because you sure don't see me doing that to you! Then again, I actually respect people's privacy, no matter how terrible they are to me - because I'm that kind of person!

Also, Mrs. Debbie-Downer, I know that I "stole" your crush in sixth grade, and you had that HUGE meltdown over it. I know he is your family's friend, but that does not entitle you to him, let alone give you the right to tell me who I can and cannot like. Also, you just gave up on him too, which clearly shows that you really would like him forever and ever, like you said you would before I told you I like him. As for me, I've liked him for nearly three years now; and I didn't even promise to like him for a long time! Just goes to show that you really are a drama queen. Also, on this years' trip, way to be such a let-down in our friendship. Being my buddy on the trip means you hang around me all the time, not going off and hanging with another girl and then blaming me for leaving you when I get bored being by myself and walk with my other friends. Also, when my crush's friends kinda gave me a couple signs that my crush might like me, you were such a joke! I can't believe you actually laughed at me, and told me to get over him because he's never going to notice someone like me! Especially when you did such a fine job in getting your crush to notice you on the trip! Ever notice how my crush always sat by our table at dinner, or how his friend did the loud-coughing thing that you do when he passed us, or how his friend ALSO called my crush's name and moved is elbow towards me just the slightest? And even after I told you all of that you STILL said "you'll never have a chance!" A true friend will say go for it, even if you get hurt it's worth the experience for the future. And if it works out they'll be happy for you, and if it doesn't they'll be there to comfort you. Also, when you stormed off after I told you I couldn't leave my bestfriend, V, alone, I couldn't believe how ridiculous you were being! And then, after a full day of being mad, you suddenly acted like it never happened, and that really ticked me off. Probably since you always do bipolar stuff like this. And I'm scared that you'll bite me like you did to C when she tried to tell you it was wrong to steal a sixth graders lunch money!!

And it's kinda funny how I can vent about you for such a long time without even getting the least of everything out, because true friends wouldn't have so much to hate about each other. And, I guess this letter marks the end of our friendship, because I don't want to deal with all of your **** in high school! Also, I won't be mean or rude to you, just so long as you're nice to me back. Have a great summer, and live your life the best. I wont forget the happy memories we've had, though they're few, and I hope you wont too. Goodbye, Debbie-Downer.

From,
You're Ex-"bestfriend". (I was never your bestfriend in the first place too -.-)

[`Hypnotic]

Dear so-called friend,

Why are you even my friend? Oh right, because you can't detach yourself from me for even one measly second. I walk through the gates, and your screaming my name and running towards me. I don't like clingy friends, and you know that it's my pet peeve. -.- Also, nobody likes a Debbie-Downer, especially one who acts hopeful and excited over something just to get you down a second after. I know that the guy I like is way out of my league, and yes, I have told you before not to make a loud coughing noise whenever he walk by, but there is no reason to do such and then just blandly say "oh sorry" without a care! If you were my friend, you'd respect my askings, because you sure don't see me doing that to you! Then again, I actually respect people's privacy, no matter how terrible they are to me - because I'm that kind of person!

Also, Mrs. Debbie-Downer, I know that I "stole" your crush in sixth grade, and you had that HUGE meltdown over it. I know he is your family's friend, but that does not entitle you to him, let alone give you the right to tell me who I can and cannot like. Also, you just gave up on him too, which clearly shows that you really would like him forever and ever, like you said you would before I told you I like him. As for me, I've liked him for nearly three years now; and I didn't even promise to like him for a long time! Just goes to show that you really are a drama queen. Also, on this years' trip, way to be such a let-down in our friendship. Being my buddy on the trip means you hang around me all the time, not going off and hanging with another girl and then blaming me for leaving you when I get bored being by myself and walk with my other friends. Also, when my crush's friends kinda gave me a couple signs that my crush might like me, you were such a joke! I can't believe you actually laughed at me, and told me to get over him because he's never going to notice someone like me! Especially when you did such a fine job in getting your crush to notice you on the trip! Ever notice how my crush always sat by our table at dinner, or how his friend did the loud-coughing thing that you do when he passed us, or how his friend ALSO called my crush's name and moved is elbow towards me just the slightest? And even after I told you all of that you STILL said "you'll never have a chance!" A true friend will say go for it, even if you get hurt it's worth the experience for the future. And if it works out they'll be happy for you, and if it doesn't they'll be there to comfort you. Also, when you stormed off after I told you I couldn't leave my bestfriend, V, alone, I couldn't believe how ridiculous you were being! And then, after a full day of being mad, you suddenly acted like it never happened, and that really ticked me off. Probably since you always do bipolar stuff like this. And I'm scared that you'll bite me like you did to C when she tried to tell you it was wrong to steal a sixth graders lunch money!!

And it's kinda funny how I can vent about you for such a long time without even getting the least of everything out, because true friends wouldn't have so much to hate about each other. And, I guess this letter marks the end of our friendship, because I don't want to deal with all of your **** in high school! Also, I won't be mean or rude to you, just so long as you're nice to me back. Have a great summer, and live your life the best. I wont forget the happy memories we've had, though they're few, and I hope you wont too. Goodbye, Debbie-Downer.

From,
You're Ex-"bestfriend". (I was never your bestfriend in the first place too -.-)

This sounds like two of my so-called friend/debie-downers. Wow. You just explained my feelings towards them.

[Lonin]

Hi
It's ok. You have fun with your better family. c: I know you don't care. And that's ok. Well, it's not really. But it doesn't matter. I know i'll never be as good as them.
I suppose by now I should be used to being everyone's last choice (behind fun activites like pulling teeth out and stabbing yourself in the face) and having no one like me. :3
When you said you were going to do something with your worse family tomorrow I should have known you didn't really mean it. c: If I never expect anything then I can't be disappointed. ^^
<3

[Halostar]

Dear _____,

I like you. It's a little crush. But I know it'll never happen and it hurts to think that but i'll live. We walk two different paths. And we're too far from each other. And your a couple years younger than me... and you've already had a few girlfriends. I've had no one. But you've been doing great without me. You're going to grow up into a wonderful guy. I wish you the best in life. C:
-Rainheart

Dear high school buddies,

Even though we've been out of school for over a week I just wanted to say thank you. The year was.... a journey for me. So different, crazy, fun, annoying, and many other things. In the end I knew who my real friends were and I love you all for the experience. There were times that I wanted to change everything but in general i'm glad I didn't. Thanksg for giving me a chance. The fact that i'm probably moving back to my hometown kills me inside. I mean yeah, i'll get to see old friends but i'll be leaving the amazing ones that I originally never wanted to meet. Let alone move to a new city and go to a completely different school where no one from my old elementary schools would've gone to at the beginning of our school year. I didn't even get to say bye. Just like what happened last year before I moved up here to meet you guys. Hopefully i'll stay connected with you guys.
-Rainheart

Dear E,
I miss you. My feelings for you were mixed because I was an idiot at the time. But you made me feel like someone, some random person actually cared about me. I wish my dumb shy self would've just talked to you. And thanks for the compliments, they really meant a lot to me. I hope to see you again one day <'3
-Rainheart