Role Play Rant Thread V.2

[Shirafune]

Wolf-speak...

"The wolf locked her orbs on his, the flowers weaved into the fur on her cranium blowing in the breeze like the fur on her banner, which she had wraped around her pillars to keep her pads warm. Her radars priked forward as he smiled, revealing his pearly hooks."

Good night...

It's even worse when used for horses .

"She lifted her head from the river's edge, the water clinging to her maw dripping onto her cranium."

Does that even make sense?? Maw=mouth Cranium=head... How would water drip from your mouth onto your head?

Um... tilting the nose upwards would make the water drip from the mouth to the head? Sort of... ok, doesn't really work.

I'd always thought maw was only used for predatory/carnivorous animals... when I think of maw, I think of sharp teeth lining the mouth... or guts... >_<

[ᴶᴼᴷᴱᴿ ♀]

I'm bored, so I decided to do what most people wouldn't.

I am going to make a Warriors RP that will attract as many ticks (noobs) as possible so I can have my own illiterate role player army.

Lol, I did that a few times, except with wolf rps -- they melted my brain each time. :v

I'm way too used to how illiterate people post, thanks to my brother. Hopefully my brain won't explode from trying to read it.

I want in! <3

Rant: The fact that when I get home... No one's on -.-

[Salamandaa]

Wolf-speak...

"The wolf locked her orbs on his, the flowers weaved into the fur on her cranium blowing in the breeze like the fur on her banner, which she had wraped around her pillars to keep her pads warm. Her radars priked forward as he smiled, revealing his pearly hooks."

Good night...

It's even worse when used for horses .

"She lifted her head from the river's edge, the water clinging to her maw dripping onto her cranium."

Does that even make sence?? Maw=mouth Cranium=head... How would water drip from your mouth onto your head?

I used wolfspeak for maybe a month or so, but then I stopped after I realized that they weren't really proper words. I think wolfspeak is good when used in the appropriate places, and not replacing every normal word out there.

After dislocating the focus of the other, it was time to take charge. Name would be allowed a number of different attack points. From dislocating the jowl, our twisting a complacent shoulder out of place. But he had yet to anticipate the enemies attacks as well. Maw agaping as his cranuim shot upwards to supress a defiant bark, the minutest of particles shown in the early morning light as moist salvate flickered and fell to the earth with a pop. It all appeared slow motion as his sleek, rippling bodice crouched lower to the ground, ankles and joints receding behind the all-mighty jowls of the dobbie. Unbreakable. Cranuim swaying slowly side-to-side, his labrums remained a descreet line of nothingness as the brows of the male fell over baby blue optics.

Basically, I think as long as the words are used in a since that makes it seem literate, like the post above, its alright

[115]

--- grabbed the leaves from a tree and placed them on the wounds luckily it was the right leaves so the wounds healed quickly. --- stared at ----- with fire burning in his, now orange, eyes *I wish I had dropped you* he thought.


^^ Eyes change color, ability to throw other wolves 1,000 feet through the air , can heal wounds of others instantly with tree leaves.

dammit, this is supposed to be a realistic RP. P:< And your little god-modding two liner fuzz just completely made my three-paragraphs irrelavant.

[koolkatkoolkat123]

--- grabbed the leaves from a tree and placed them on the wounds luckily it was the right leaves so the wounds healed quickly. --- stared at ----- with fire burning in his, now orange, eyes *I wish I had dropped you* he thought.


^^ Eyes change color, ability to throw other wolves 1,000 feet through the air , can heal wounds of others instantly with tree leaves.

dammit, this is supposed to be a realistic RP. P:< And your little god-modding two liner fuzz just completely made my three-paragraphs irrelavant.

Thats annoying next i'd rip the wolfs face off with one swipe of my claws and see what they say to that

[115]

--- grabbed the leaves from a tree and placed them on the wounds luckily it was the right leaves so the wounds healed quickly. --- stared at ----- with fire burning in his, now orange, eyes *I wish I had dropped you* he thought.


^^ Eyes change color, ability to throw other wolves 1,000 feet through the air , can heal wounds of others instantly with tree leaves.

dammit, this is supposed to be a realistic RP. P:< And your little god-modding two liner fuzz just completely made my three-paragraphs irrelavant.

Thats annoying next i'd rip the wolfs face off with one swipe of my claws and see what they say to that

I'd love to, but I'm trying to set a good example, even though its hard. I kind of want to explode in the owner's face right now, since she's not enforcing her own rules, but whatever. :L

[Ulu]

None of the role plays I've joined have started yet. 3:

And for the most part, I can already tell that it's going to be an illiterate mess. Not that I'm the most literate person in the world or anything, but y'know. At least I try to make my posts more than a couple of words. TT-TT

I'm thinking maybe I should start up a 1x1 or something.

[koolkatkoolkat123]

--- grabbed the leaves from a tree and placed them on the wounds luckily it was the right leaves so the wounds healed quickly. --- stared at ----- with fire burning in his, now orange, eyes *I wish I had dropped you* he thought.


^^ Eyes change color, ability to throw other wolves 1,000 feet through the air , can heal wounds of others instantly with tree leaves.

dammit, this is supposed to be a realistic RP. P:< And your little god-modding two liner fuzz just completely made my three-paragraphs irrelavant.

Thats annoying next i'd rip the wolfs face off with one swipe of my claws and see what they say to that

I'd love to, but I'm trying to set a good example, even though its hard. I kind of want to explode in the owner's face right now, since she's not enforcing her own rules, but whatever. :L

Omg i didn't realize it was the owners rules,thats so stupid. If they say its realistic rp then surely they know a thing a thing or two.Or not

[115]

Omg i didn't realize it was the owners rules,thats so stupid. If they say its realistic rp then surely they know a thing a thing or two.Or not

Derp, she's too busy flirting with the player's character to take her head out of the clouds and say something to them. e.e

[koolkatkoolkat123]

Now thats what i hate,if you're not a character whos involved with their Alpha you just get ignored and you end up quitting because its a waste of time