Role Play Rant Thread V.2

[riddlestyx]

Hoofy thumbs? xD I cracked up at that.

I'm fishing out what they said exactly in the roleplay...

[pancreas]

Smokey - my horse in real life - can open his stable door by barging it and pawing at it with his front hooves, but I've never known a horse to literally reach up and undo the latch. x3

Rant - Muse, Y U SO PICKY?

[blackoutTaxonomist]

Haha, Cosey, your mouse smiling would be adorable(A whole new meaning to "say cheese"?) x] At least your mouse is in Narnia, which is magical, right?

I say horses who open latched doors can morph their hooves into human hands for those scenes. The roleplayer simply forgets to add that detail.

[Coseylion]

Yea, Narnia is magic :3

Rant: so. Many. 1 Liners.

[saige.]

Rant: Instant romances ;-; I prefer long term so I have something to build up on. Not after one date you say you love them x.x This is what happened in an RP that I was in. I don't feel like digging and quoting everything that was said, so I'll just give you guys the gist of it:

Their person: {Name} smiled, "Thanks for such a nice time." she said with blushing cheeks. She reached up and whispered into {Name's} ear, "I love you."

~Inner me: ._.~

My character: "Uh, thanks." {blah} replied uneasily.

Them OOC: Why doesn't he say it back!?!?!? D:<

Me OCC: Dude...really? Last time I checked, most people don't do that on a first date >.>

Besides, my favorite male character, Dante, is far from being that way -.- He is a freaking flirt who stamps every skirt he sees >.> He ain't gonna settle for one chick, Foo D<

[Kisiel]

Smokey - my horse in real life - can open his stable door by barging it and pawing at it with his front hooves, but I've never known a horse to literally reach up and undo the latch. x3

I knew this horse, a huuuge beast, who had a really bad habit of walking under poles (or whatever these things are called) instead of jumping over them O__o

Rant: I want to play my second male character, James, somewhere. But nobody seems to want a dirty, red haired twenty-one-year-old man in their rolepay owo

[Clowesia]

@ The horse thing.
My family once had a minurature horse called Lucky, who for all intense purposes, was a little Btard.
We went on holiday once so he went to go stay at his old owners place.
While he was there he had a habit of causing chaos.
Mainly unlocking his stable, unlocking everyone else's stables and ripping off all of their horse covers.
Don't underestimate horses, they're smart. xD
But the thing with the hooves? Impossible. Maybe with their lips, but not hooves.

BACK ON SUBJECT.

I was supposed to make a pokesona RP which I have yet to do. ;^;
I'm just too ill at the moment. OTL.

[koolkatkoolkat123]

Congrats Clowesia btw

Omg i've just seen this
A long time ago, a female lion named (Name) was born with a mystic power, many lions tried to convince her mother to join their pride, promising to make her Lead Lioness. All failed. Now, the white lioness roams the african plains, many fight over her. She still has her mothers rejection to them. Can you lure her in?

How much attention does your character need. Seriously i wouldn't join this roleplay in a million years. That roleplay will be flooded with males and no females at all or no one will join

[blackoutTaxonomist]

Miniature horses are naughty little buggers... I have three and one is a mad escaper x] Sounds similar to your mini, Clow... But we figured out how to lock him in, so that problem is resolved, thank goodness. One more morning waking up to all of our recyclables strewn about... Gah. Anyway--yeah, horses are conniving little demons when they want to be. I just wonder if the roleplayer who made their character open the door with their hooves meant that the horse struck and broke the lock? Maybe we're just misread or something...

Rant: When people get after other users about their accuracy (or lack thereof) in a mean or condescending way. Especially when the user who made the "error" explains what they meant and says that they are sorry... Then the "correct" user adds that last "Well I'm just saying" in OOC. I mean, it hasn't actually happened to me but I still see it on the roleplays I frequent. How hard is it to be courteous to other users when they acknowledge that they made an error? :C

[Sable-]

Expressed misinformation on wolves when Roleplaying; good god, someone please drug me before I bludgeon several hundred people over the head. You would think that, judging by how cliche and popular wolves have become to our generation, people would know the slightest bit about them.

Wolves are not like dogs. They are not sweet and loyal and loving to random humans they find in the wood; they are extremely shy, fearful, and occasionally aggressive towards them. For the sake of keeping a Roleplay a Roleplay, I'm alright with wolves and humans bonding over a period of time, but automatically becoming emotionally attached to each other when the wolf should have been long gone really irks me >.> Wolves also do not have razor sharp claws, super strength/speed/stamina/whatever, the ability to kill a bull elk with a single bite, etc etc. Bah. I'm in fear of creating a Wolf RP due to the thought of the people who believes those types of things are realistic ruining it.

/totally different rant; It amazes me how a single person can ruin your thoughts of creating a sucessful RP before it even starts, let alone is posted. For a few days I've been working on a fox based RP, and today someone PM'd me asking if I would join a RP they had just started [typical pesky noob]. I turned down the offer, and when they replied asking why I'd done so, I told them I was creating a Roleplay of my own and didn't wanted to have my hands full. They replied again asking what what it was about, and since I was about to post the thread anyway I went ahead and told them the general plot [fox/dog based thing]. They replied with this;

wth that sucks. u should join my rp ill teach u how 2 make a rael plot k

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