Role Play Rant Thread V.2

[riddlestyx]

-Dies- Those... Buurrnn... DX Cynder needs eyeball disinfectant.

Tsuki was curled up under a bush, crying.

Really? This is their first post -.-
Ironically enough Sharu, she's a puppy.
Gee-zus.

*choke'd*
You wouldn't believe the level of my giggling right now. xD

This reminds me of the time when, on a Warriorcats roleplay, this one person joined as a kit and their first three posts were:

[name] entered camp and walked around "HWELP! I WWANT SOMEWUN TO ADWOPT ME!"

[name] yelled "HWEELP! ADWOPT ME PWEASE!"

[name] gathered air in his lungs and said "HWEEEELP!"

I commented on how powerful his lungs were, and the rper laughed.
o.o

[Icesky]

Tsuki was curled up under a bush, crying.

Really? This is their first post -.-
Ironically enough Sharu, she's a puppy.
Gee-zus.

You shouldn't mention the character's names when it's unique like this one, it could give away who the owner is. ^^

I don't have the time or motivation to respond to a roleplay... but I know they really want me to.

[blackoutTaxonomist]

-Head desk- Is it really that hard to find a decent, literate wolf roleplay? x.x

Yes e__e; I'm in a semi-lit wolf roleplay right now... But most of the wolves are laughing and smiling a lot which is a bit weird. Awh well--that is only minor and everything else is pretty good, so I can't complain too much...But why do people insist on making canines smile? Or even laugh?

[simply,]

I think its much worse when people make their horses smile! At least when canines are panting it looks like a smile..........

[koolkatkoolkat123]

I don't want to do that (Smile and laugh thing) because i don't have a clue how to show their feelings and happiness through something else

[riddlestyx]

Speaking of horses:

Can someone explain to Cynder how a horse can unlock a latch on a stall door with their HOOVES?!

[simply,]

No I can not... Sorry! D: horse just have these little screter abilities. Noone nows how they work! They just are! (:

[Kites]

Blah was curled up under a bush, crying.

Really? This is their first post -.-
Ironically enough Sharu, she's a puppy.
Gee-zus.

You shouldn't mention the character's names when it's unique like this one, it could give away who the owner is. ^^

I don't have the time or motivation to respond to a roleplay... but I know they really want me to.

It never occured to me, I'll take care in the future.

[Coseylion]

Speaking of horses:

Can someone explain to Cynder how a horse can unlock a latch on a stall door with their HOOVES?!

Hmm? Oh easy, they grow apposable hoofy thumbs c:

I don't want to do that (Smile and laugh thing) because i don't have a clue how to show their feelings and happiness through something else

I make my mouse character smile ^^ well, she is Narnian so I guess she can ... ?

[koolkatkoolkat123]

They could reach out and try and get the latch with their teeth but no that would just seriously injure the horse. I'm glad to say this but a horse in one roleplay i'm in tried to break down a wooden door and she got stuck. Now she has splinters in her legs and her legs are probably badly damaged. THATs how you break down a stall door in a roleplay