Role Play Rant Thread V.2

[Alixyveth]

My eyes...they bleed.. *pressed fingers against eyes*
That wolf roleplay....its just....so unreal.... It makes my head hurt.

I actually write in wolfspeak in some of my wolf roleplays,I can't see why its frowned upon by so many.

I only dislike the wolfspeak that makes no sense at all like said before; how does fae relate to bombs. And sometimes it's just annoying because you need to keep referring to the first post to get your wolfspeak right.

Rant:
In English we're doing stuff on grammar and afterwards I'm going to look at all my RP posts and say, 'wow I suck' >_<
*tries to protect ego* : /

And... at what do fireflies have anything to do with wolves? O_o

[Soruc]

Fae is a bomb, because according to Definitions.net and other dictionary sites,

Definition of 'fae'

1. (noun) fuel-air explosive, FAE
a device consisting of a container of fuel and two explosive charges; the first charge bursts open the fuel container at a predetermined height and spreads the fuel in a cloud that mixes with atmospheric oxygen; the second charge detonates the cloud which creates an enormous blast wave and incinerates whatever is below.

So a fae is a bomb. Just about ever dictionary site I find gives that definition, so i'll settle with it being a bomb ;p

[Dumezil]

Fae is bomb. A screw is a screw. Crack is what you do when you are cracking jokes...


Sorry. Song subject stuck in my head. (:

[Salamandaa]

Hmm...I usually never say wolfspeak anymore, ever since finding out that it was even CALLED "wolfspeak" and was frowned upon by a lot of roleplayers. I may occasionally say cranium, audit, orb, and pharynx, but thats about it, and its not very often.

[Allizia]

I click on a single roleplay that looked interesting from the name, and what do I see?

Post 1: "A blushes"
Post 2: "B shivers"

uh, ew. I hate one liners, I can never join RP's here, because I would be much to OCD about it

[[axolotl]]

I click on a single roleplay that looked interesting from the name, and what do I see?

Post 1: "A blushes"
Post 2: "B shivers"

uh, ew. I hate one liners, I can never join RP's here, because I would be much to OCD about it

I mean, if they have WB, can't they at least make a proper sentence?

[Alixyveth]

Fae is a bomb, because according to Definitions.net and other dictionary sites,

Definition of 'fae'

1. (noun) fuel-air explosive, FAE
a device consisting of a container of fuel and two explosive charges; the first charge bursts open the fuel container at a predetermined height and spreads the fuel in a cloud that mixes with atmospheric oxygen; the second charge detonates the cloud which creates an enormous blast wave and incinerates whatever is below.

So a fae is a bomb. Just about ever dictionary site I find gives that definition, so i'll settle with it being a bomb ;p

O_o I did not know that, interesting. Must study this for science. Tehehe, but I don't think my science teacher will be impressed with me talking about bombs after I asked if anything with an unstable atom is radioactive and if they could be used as a bomb. /endspam

I don't mind some of wolfspeak but most of it's annoying. (I don't know every single scientific word out there x_x, in fact I failed science last year yay).

I think it might be a good idea to do a bit of RP-ing on the RPs I'm in... But then I'd have to ask for a recap and they'll post around 2 pages before I can reply. x_x (Yay for laptops and batteries)

And yeah I might go hide in a corner now that my ego has gone and shrunk to the size of a grape.

[ᴶᴼᴷᴱᴿ ♀]

Rant :

When you listen to a song and it inspires you and then you have the perfect idea, and then it works perfectly in your mind and then when you try to write it, it comes out as S#%t -.- Blah

[Quackzilla!]

I hate when people lie about WB.

This is what happened to me. I'll spare you the actual posts, but the OOC went something like this:
RP Partner: -after making horrible post- Sorry, WB!
Me: -one paragraph post- Oh, okay.
RP Partner: -another horrible post- WB.
Me: ...okaaay...

And that repeated about fifteen times before I quit. x-x

I also hate how illiterate RPers affect your own posts. Usually, I end up shortening my posts, and then when I transfer to a literate RP I'm all suckish.

Rant :

When you listen to a song and it inspires you and then you have the perfect idea, and then it works perfectly in your mind and then when you try to write it, it comes out as S#%t -.- Blah

That happened to me. But, I had a butt-load of muse, so I ended up making a ten-paragraph plot and six or seven species of aliens.
KATY PERRY, FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

[Clowesia]

>:U
I want to make a Role Play that is based around hiking through the Fjord lands of New Zealand.
The only reason i don't is because I know someone is going to have their character break a leg or an ankle.
Then I'm going to have to have my character turn to them, face void of emotion and say "You've just killed us all, jackass."
because guess what? The Fjord Lands of New Zealand is basically the most remote place in New Zealand. There are some parts that have never been traversed by a human before, and you go and break your leg?
Since this is a role play, we can't just up and ditch your character, but a broken leg isn't going to heal in a day or two.
there is no way someone could be carried out.
So you just killed everyone from either exposure, dehydration or starvation.
Well done.