I Confess That (New thread, please lock)

[exorcism]

I confess that I couldn't draw a human to save my life. e.e
I confess I often burst out into hysterical laughter without notice or reason.

[unicorn]

I confess I'm hungry. Really really really hungry. But I'm too lazy to get food. ;D

[crazy cranky critter]

I confess I draw people because it makes me feel like I have friends XD

[Pugnacious!]

I confess I swallowed an ant today.
I confess I did not know this until I swallowed an odd chunk in my soda, and the odd chunk crawled back up my throat and onto my tongue.
I confess it was absolutely horrible, no matter what I did, the thing would not go down! D:
I confess it took almost a whole bottle of water to get rid of that stupid thing. >:C

ETA:
I confess I love the Talking Heads. :D

[Blue Sky Noise]

I confess that I've cried for the lives lost recently in my town, though I knew none of the victims personally.
I confess just seeing the ones who loved them mourning was enough to bring me to tears.
I confess I feel bad about this, because I feel I am simply just being too sensitive.
I confess that I'll never be able to think about innocent lives taken so mercilessly and be able to hold back a sob..

[Stealthfire13]

I confess that...
I feel lost without you,
you were the reason i never cut myself,
the person you saw every day was a mask of my true self,
it makes me happy to see you smile,
i like it when we sit alone in the schoolyard,
i hate it when she comes to our classroom for lunch,
life would be sooo much easier if i was a guy,
i dream of you alot,
you make me truely happy,
i miss you,
i wish you didn't like him,
i am confused...

because i love you

[jeffandlex]

I'm a bisexual girl that is in love with her straight best friend. Who I am currently talking to about her stupid idiot of a boyfriend. DD:

[BeeefJerky]

I hate it how people lie in this > : /

[Blue Sky Noise]

I hate it how people lie in this > : /

I hate how you assume you know they're lying.

[crazy cranky critter]

Guys, just pointing out here but shouldn't those be in the 'Things that annoy you.' It's just that saying you hate something is more a rant than a confession right?

I confess I'm the one who just ate all that chocolate.... [I hope my family don't read that]