I Confess That (New thread, please lock)

[Mangoo the Monkey]

I peaed in the pool, from the diving board

[Clowesia]

I Confess That...

This thread is along the similar lines of "Things that Annoy you" And "The rave thread."
This is thread where you confess things, things you've never told anyone before.
It can be something good or something bad.

Quick couple of rules:
Please don't judge people because of their confessions.
Don't cause drama because of someones confession.
Please keep all confession child friendly.


So I'll get us started.

I confess that I didn't need to go for a walk, I just wanted to play more Pokemon and you were distracting me. ;___;

[Paranoid Ragdoll™]

I confess that there wasn't a fire in the kitchen, I just didn't want to shake your hand because I hate physical contact...And you creep me out.

[GlasgowSmile]

I confess that I stuck the frozen burrito in the toaster. How was I supposed to know it would catch on fire?

[Seth]

I confess that I am really not sure how I'm still functioning.

[rheia]

I confess that it was me who ripped the door off the cupboard all along.

[Selcouth]

Mm... There are probably far too many things I should to confess to. But skimming the top of the barrel;
I confess that I'm still not over my Anthropophobia, no matter what I keep saying. I'm just too scared to be aggressive in fighting it.
I confess that I lied about what the doctors have been saying. I don't want you to worry, I'm sorry.

I confess that nearly all of the things I write or draw end up deleted or in a trashcan, because I have the lowest self-esteem possible. |D"
And I confess that I'm not as “elegant” or confidant as you think I am. But I like that you think that way about me, so I keep trying to be my best.

[Paranoid Ragdoll™]

I confess that I wasn't actually listening to you, I was distracted by the internet.

[Linzzy614]

I confess...


Nothing! D=

(Maybe post when this gets more pages)

[Kneesocks]

I confess that I actually like you but if my friends found out they wouldn't like me anymore.
._.