Sham-Pug! wrote:When people say Spongebob is gay. And they mean it seriously. When I was younger, one of my friends wasn't allowed to watch Spongebob because his mom said "I don't want a gay influence on my son", and stuff like that. In fact, a good portion of the parents at my old school (it was a religious private school) would spread the word around not to let kids watch Spongebob because "he was gay". I remember, I managed to LOL and headdesk at the same time because of that.
Actually, when people say Spongebob has any sort of sexuality, really. Sponges are asexual, guys. Don't look at me like that.
Nu-uh! He is too gay! Gay means happy doltz, I hate it when people call things they don't like gay. Honestly, you wouldn't believe how many people call me gay. Okay, some of them might actually think I am, since most of my friends are butch or more male-like girls. But that's because I don't like girly girls, these people are more fun, and usually I prefer guy friends to girl friends but the guys at my school suck (hence my singleness *sigh* That is another annoyance. Stupid laws preventing me and the guy I love being together. WHY does he have to be 18? [/endmyselfpity]) Oh well, I love my friends, let them think I am gay. Technically they are wrong in both senses of the word though. *iz depressed*
Annoyance: I was saying the word 'mini' for like 10 minutes tying to figure out if it was actually a word (I kept thinking it was 'miny' but it came up with the little red squiggly line) And my mom came in and was like "What are you doing" and I was like "saying Mini is it even a word?" And just as I said that I remembered it ended with an 'i' I felt like such a dolt
How my English teacher and I just had a debate because I used an English English term that he didn't know. "Grammar School" It's like what we call grade school. Geez, I'm sorry I watch more english television that the carpy stuff we have here. (I really mean the fish, all the stuff here is just stinky fish bleh) Plus, NOTHING beats English comedy, their humor isn't all 'lolz I just murders that guy and it's funny cuz i said so'
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