Things That Amuse You V.4

[Princess Nishea]

Today my dad went out with a mask on (it wasn't a fitted N95 mask, but something is better than nothing), and he said people moved out of his way everywhere he went.

He even said that he heard someone say "I hope he isn't a carrier" under their breath.
He isn't a carrier BTW, he just doesn't want to become a carrier.
I can't be mad at the people for moving though, I probably would have done the same thing if I were them.

[Tommy Wiseau]

The fact that

[Johto]

without context this is probably confusing but

[i<3 wolves678]

I love it when my parents ask what music I’m listening to because now I have to listen to my dad call lemon demon “lemon man” and there’s just so much cursed energy behind that and I love it

Neil is now the lemon man
yeehaw

[Princess Nishea]

I love it when my parents ask what music I’m listening to because now I have to listen to my dad call lemon demon “lemon man” and there’s just so much cursed energy behind that and I love it

Neil is now the lemon man
yeehaw

*Has flashback to when I regularly listened to The Ultimate Showdown, and kind of liked Knife Fight*

[breadstick]

i'm calling a friend atm and:

me: i was about to have a nap when you msged the chat and asked about calling
them: OH i was about to go nap when you responded

we are messes

[JK341]

Oml i cant stop watching these marble racing things!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDxyWfi4pgQ

[Piera]

The sentence 'My goose stepped on a bee.'

[Princess Nishea]

Oml i cant stop watching these marble racing things!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDxyWfi4pgQ

Because of course marble racing is a thing.
This is legit amusing, and I’m glad that I clicked the link.

[Fierce Wings]

I've started playing this hilarious otome game called Obey Me that's gotten insanely popular lately and was in a group chat. They were talking about having a horror movie night and Mammon said that he wasn't scared of them in the slightest. Lucifer then sent two pictures and I added a radial blur to the last one and lost my mind.




Why does adding a radial blur always automatically make things so much funnier? 😂