in the d&d campaign i'm in, a character in the party (fino) made another member in the party (velgar) a permanent chef's hat that gives him a cooking bonus. a chef's hat with a rat in it. NOT ONLY THAT, but the rat is smarter than the ENTIRE party combined. it has a 19 intelligence rating. it makes for some really funny lines, i.e. when velgar says something incredibly dumb (which is common), the DM will just say "that clearly is not the rat speaking". when we need to make an important decision, she will say "what does the rat say" i am having the time of my LIFE.
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I was in one hell of a mood last night and I found this, had a good laugh, and INSTANTLY felt better. I don't know what it is about corny jokes and puns but I adore them. They genuinely make me happy. XD
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Been seeing news articles about parents buying Disney Plus for their at-home kids, and here I am, an adult, buying Disney Plus for my at-home parents xD