The last text you got says... [V. 2]

[xanthocat]

"b o n K"

[Viperflare]

“HOOOOOOOOOOH”

Basically my friend showed me some really nice brownies she made, and my phone thought I said “hoooh” instead of “woooah” so now our texts have just collapsed into several pages of various ways to say/spell “hoooh” 😆

[Mocha Mutt]

BRUHHH SERIOUSLY 😂💀

[pastel punk!]

“My lock screen looks like this, so my home screen can look like this”

I’ll spare you the details of the pictures

[SkytheWolf30]

Me - [my wallet] Fell outta my pocket when I was in [the cooler]. I wonder if it fell out when I got hit in the head with the box of lettuce XD
Her - Oh my gosh!

Context! I work at a fast-food restaurant with my best friend. Lost my wallet in the cooler, probably when I was trying to get a box of lettuce off a high shelf and it was too heavy so I dropped it on my face XD

[Xiety]

Him - "well i draw dragon ball z, which is just lines and curves in different patterns"
him - "i wouldnt know about you"
me - "theyre all like that-"

[Ja986]

"I said I was gonna be in bed by 11:00...
:man_facepalming:
Why, John?
Why?"

This made me laugh so hard. He ended up going to bed at 1:15

[zima ❅]

"i already told her"

[Pi'erre Bourne]

A quick Cricket reminder! Your month of Cricket service is almost up. Please make your payment BEFORE 11:59 PM central time on 04/30/20 using the myCricket app or at cricketwireless.com/quickpay . If you've already paid,we apologize for bothering you. Have a great day!

[awful things]

"betttt"