The last text you got says... [V. 2]

[Ja986]

"Maybe I’m part of the gang and I don’t even know it.
They might have wiped my memory, too.
I’d be too dangerous to be left alive.
But maybe I’ve also recovered a fraction of my memory. It’d make sense. It explains your paranoia and my “guess”/potential memory."

Backstory: My Crush sent me a blursed imagine from reddit of people in peanut costumes chasing someone, and I said cupcakes were way scarier. So we started talking about me possibly having any traumatic past experiences with cupcakes and it turned into me getting kidnapped by a cupcake gang and my crush was part of peanut gang but was thrown out and had his memory wipes and the gangs are monitoring us so now we might have to live on the road. This is too good. Feel free to comment on this

[eneraa]

"it's a four point axis really. on one half you have himbos and herbos, the other is bimbos and himbims. himbims and bimbos are pretty, and herbos and himbos are strong."
- my friend explaining why he declared he was a himbim

[ghuleh]

Hahahahaha

my mom laughing at a photo i sent her

[cherryeatingasmr]

“HHHHHHHHAHAH”
-someone in the gc after me sending a meme of “drink your tap water” saying it’s the zodiac man

[Ari!]

"U were great. If u ever need a reference, I'd b happy to write one for u "
From my old boss, pretty happy to have a reference ; D

[N0STR0M0]

"kito"
in reference to this vv

:p

[mikan!]

"Payroll is ready at the office"

what's funny is that this is actually a wrong number text. c:

[ghremlin]

“i was sittin on a toilet why else would it be red”

i texted my sister asking why her thigh is red when she came out the toilet cuz i was wondering if she got blood on her thigh since shes on her period

[zag]

"NOO TELL HER U LOVE ME"
- my gf, after my mom had
been on my phone and saw
someone named "gf ♥" text
ing me and i panicked bcos
i'm not out and told her i'm
gonna tell my mom i meant
gf in a "friendly way"

[phoenix <3]

'its a rat'

- a photo of a rat hah